Christopher-Bitchens
Christopher Bitchens
Christopher-Bitchens

You mean you didn’t just leave cryptic song lyrics hoping the guy you liked would sign in and read them and figure out what you’re thinking? Was that just me?

I hate myself every morning when the facebook memories notification comes in and then feel a little better when I delete the worst of it.

Eh
these are too mild compared to an average AIM away message
“tennis with Clair”
“English, then lunch- leave one xoxo”
“Party at Smith- u know how we does”

OK but ffs, it’s not “attacking”. They’re baiting it with food to bring it close and it got stuck. It’s just sharking.

You’re an asshole. I’m less offended by the ass slap than by your rudeness and blaming here. Also, I fought off a would-be date rapist when I was 21 which was a fight actually worth having.

“I did work for many years covering music, though, which is still a boys club and used to be much worse.”

I had a guy do that once. He was the father of a kid who sorta hung out in my friend circle but who I had never spoken to. Yeah. I said kid. We were 16.

Same here. I’ve had uninvited male hands on every part of my body—some just random guys on the street grabbing my tiny boobs or butt, others were male friends, relatives, co-workers. I seriously wondered if I had a sign on me (that only creepy guys could read) that said, “I won’t make a fuss if you grab at my body

Honestly, and I say this with deep sadness and ennui and not flippancy, what woman hasn’t had her vaginal area non-consensually grabbed?

This photo makes me kinda sad, lol. Joanna is next to two trash cans and is in the (dark??) corner, plus her tail is just kinda smushed behind her.

FWIW I think it looked really good.

They put the face on sideways!

“FEMINIST THEORY LOL”

Something something, woke.

And the family made her and Gail a pie using their only dessert rations for the week and they ate the whole thing while the kids sadly watched.

Senior Week never really ended.

Janet Jackson comes to mind. She was bigger than Lady Gaga and totally lost her career because Justin Timberlake ripped her bra off and her nipple was exposed for a split second. She was branded a trashy whore who was ruining America’s values for doing nothing but getting accidentally exposed, but Justin Timberlake,