I’m hella here for this new wave of genderfucking young rappers in Nana’s hats and necklaces. 100% HERE FOR IT (this is the approp time to name-drop my best dude Lil B, right?)

You’d think solar experts would know from shade.

Please let there be debates.

Light sentences alone work better, or rehabilitation works better? I am all for reforming the justice system and reducing incarceration, but unless lighter sentences are accompanied by heavy efforts to rehabilitate offenders and to protect past and potential victims, I don’t see how this can do much good.

I’m dead. Officially. Currently commenting as a ghost.

I have a close friend who worked on Long Island Medium in editing and described it as the most soul crushing experience ever. He also thought that the woman was a piece of human trash for conning people. I imagine this is quite the same.

I don’t trust Hispanics in politics. For one thing they are often biased on matters of immigration and labor laws and for another they can turn from robots into cars at will. And I don’t know about you guys, but I just don’t trust any politician who can also transform into my taxi cab. Or forces me to ride inside him…

This ‘white lady’ is half Brazilian and half Puerto Rican.

that’s good Chipper right there

Go to bed, Mr. Trump. You have a big speech tomorrow, and don’t want to waste your “A” material on Kinja.

Yeah it’s kinda faintly bleachy

If John Krasinski is still jacked a year later - and feeling awesome in his renovated dad bod - I feel for Emily Blunt. Every time HungryHubby goes on a fitness kick, all he can talk about are (1) his workouts and (2) his caloric intake, and all I can think about is punching him in the face.

Fuck Mike Pence.

Yes. The correct alternative would be to stay away from the gynecologist because nobody should be touching your vagina except your husband.

My mother really encouraged me to see my father, and I still didn’t. He wasn’t abusing me, he just had stuff going on in his life that was hard for me to deal with and I wanted to hang out with my friends.

I’ve been accosted while just going for a pap smear. “We have alternatives!” To a pap smear? Because I would totally want to hear those.

Tbh I wouldn’t want to see him either.

From what I’ve seen, what these activists and ‘sidewalk counselors’ do amounts to harassment.

I love this album so much. But I was hoping Who I Thought You Were would be the next single.