I really did not know one could get a profile with bible.com.

what about Male Jezebel Commenters™

WHY AM I TOO OLD FOR SAVINGS

I just looked at the emails I do have, and I get ones like this from Kelsey. (Not to be confused with Chelsea)

It’s a joke article about a real event, no one is in trouble.

This type of compassion and decency doesn’t even come at the expense of the letter of the law; it elevates the law.

When you sit in a court of law day in and day out, it’s easy to forget that your litigants are human beings with lives outside of the justice system. Good on Judge Wolf for not forgetting and for not being afraid to sometimes let common sense prevail over the black letter law. She is a credit to the bar.

Cant he be proud of the two big dicks he’s made?

Justin’s Dad seems pretty into his kid’s dick size. As a Dad, this is not something I really focus on. It's more than a little disturbing that this douche does it with regularity.

good thing a) they weren’t black, and b) the cops weren’t American.

tfw you don’t get picked for a team but don’t want people to know that you’re deeply hurt and offended and you gotta play it cool

Also, because the trolls are out in full force today, this picture is safe and related to what you said, I swear!

I’d ask you to explain it to us, but I doubt our lady brains could handle it.

LOL NOPE. The 90s were brutal on eyebrows.

Story time:

OTOH, he seems to be doing exceptionally well as an adult with microcephaly.

Easy for him to say. He won’t be the one going through the heartbreak of having a child with microcephaly.