I mean come the fuck on Angelina. Come the fuck on.

I mean I know this is not the point of your (wonderful) rant but good lord Angelina’s face makes me want to write a symphony, paint a portrait and just gaze at her forever. THAT WOMAN IS NOT MORTAL Y’ALL.

Happy Saturday!

I have no shame in my game. Clueless and The Princess Bride. I know every. single. word. and will happily recite every and all lines much to my friends and family’s dismay.

he sent me an MRA meme Titled “Feminist Hypocrisy” with a “Haha this is a good one”

So... I bought a fancy new ring yesterday! I work there, and got it for 50% off.... so yay for me!

As a bonus, keeping the lid down prevents animals from getting water everywhere or jumping in dirty water before you get to flush it.

Yes. I sometimes wonder about the microscopic poo particles on people’s ceilings who don’t close the lids. Toilets spray that stuff pretty high when flushed.

No. The lid always goes down. There is a lid for a reason, and that reason is to contain microscopic bacteria that spew all over the place when you flush the toilet. That is the only correct answer.

Origins is where it’s at. They have multiple daytime options, and their Nite-A-Mins is the shit. Steven Tyler uses it, so you know it can handle wrinkles! Now, it’s definitely more expensive than drugstore brands, but if you have an overeager gift giver in your life (Hi Mom!) their kits make a great wish list item. I…

My husband and eldest son are visiting his parents and my baby is being watched and MAMA IS GETTING A MOTHERFUCKING MASSAGE.

Dafuq.

Sending my husband to rehab on Tuesday. Last ditch effort to save his life, our marriage, what have you. I'll be moving out of our apartment, terminating the lease, and moving back in with my parents while he's gone, and he'll go to sober living for veterans when he gets out. If he completes treatment and stays clean…

I think it depends on not just debt, but their earning capacity. I have student debt and my husband does not, but I also make twice as much as him. In that scenario, I’m not sure it matters because he doesn’t feel as if he is working to pay off my loans. On the other hand, I would not marry someone with $200k in debt…

I’m hoping that Amy Schumer might take this up. I can’t imagine what it would be like to have created a movie that caused a man to target its audience. I just can’t imagine what she must be going through. I hope she takes this and fights back against violence against women and misogyny even more than she is now.

Ahhhhhhh just when I think I can’t love Amy Schumer anymore, she goes and does another awesome thing. That entire conversation was golden. “He’s a sweetheart! He’s just missing charisma, talent, a sense of humor...”

Amy Schumer is a national treasure.

I’m surprised she didn’t need more wine to get through that conversation...

I worked at a domestic violence shelter for years, and although I will say that there are some excellent police officers out there that handle those situations well, this kind of outcome is unfortunately much more common (not the death necessarily, but the officer leaving). All too often the officers would give the…

“Forgive me please, but that’s what you get when you play with people’s emotions.”