Don’t blame Microsoft. It’s not their fault the tablets are full of spyware.

...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

So he should either stop making music/money, or start performing in a way that is better than the way that made him ultra-successful?

They’re a stiff contender.

Sorry, Cam’s actions on Sunday were far less egregious than that fucking commercial Wilson did with Macklemore...

I was driving my piece of crap VW Golf and came up on an Alfa Rome GTV6 that was double parked and idling as dude waited for his hot model girlfriend to come downstairs for their hot date. Suddenly coolant poured out beneath the car.

Ladies and gentlemen, the current state of the American driver. I for one welcome our autonomous overlords.

Smoke Heated, Pig Simmers As Chili Bowl Turns Spicy

Good to know sacking the QB is considered a cheap shot. Is that you Jim Nantz?

Mock Jim Tomsula ALL you want. Dude had his contract paid off when he was fired. He made $14-million for coaching one miserable year of football. Do you know how much Costco instant mashed potatoes $14-million buys? Jim Tomsula does!

Stanley Kubrick

David Bowie.

My husband cannot throw the ball and fetch the ball.

“Wow, what is in that cup?” Anderson asked quietly.

“Well, she’s got no experience, destroyed the company she ran and got fired because of it, but she rooted for Iowa in the Rose Bowl so I guess I’ll vote for her”

Ever since they were peers in elementary school, Weeden has been waiting for an opportunity to get the upper hand on Jones.

He’s an alcoholic who’s getting ready to flush a lucrative career down the toilet because none of his enablers (his parents, friends and the Cleveland Browns) will admit it’s a problem.

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.