“I recently joined The Grinder, Harold, and I’m not sure whether I missed something, but it’s been nothing but non-stop hunks telling me what a pretty, pretty boy I am.”

“Yeah, see, here’s your problem: these teams fucking suck.”

Jacksonville then trolled Ryan by stuffing a foot up Buffalo’s ass.

“Ghost writer”!?! Dang it Ray, did you kill him too?

And yet, he had no issue taking a complimentary car from a place calling itself Kunes.

Amazing that the NFL has such detailed rules for the shit its players can wear on the field, to the point that players can’t have simple, minor tributes to dead relatives without getting fined, but something that actually affects gameplay is just “Eh, we’ll let the billion dollar franchise figure it out on their own…

Goodell: Two games!

Kudos for posting the correct version of this song. Not that inferior version by the Hootie guy.

Raiders Give Middle Finger To The NFL

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

Not to be over dramatic, but that is nothing short of assault.

They call them scalpers to honor them.

Then you come across a photo of what D-Mac actually looks like which can only be described as a hamster with glasses

I swear my sophomore English teacher showed us a version of Romeo & Juliet that had brief nudity. This was pre-internet, so any glimpse of boobs was legitimately a big deal.

No, never get rid of Emmit. Get rid of Robert Evans’ MVP Watch. That shit is dated-comedic poison.

I think for your dick joke Jambaroos you should retire Emmit Smith’s portion and replace it with a gobledygook inspirational nonsense quote from Ray Lewis.

Bojangles’ is the shit.

You gotta admit, that Bojangles commercial is awesome.

IDK what you’re talking about. Live drafts are awesome

Yes, there are a ton of people who say that feeding your children McDonalds is good. Thats all you hear nowadays.