Fries with a fork, this fancy son of a bitch. But with hand delivery you can control the ketchup entry into your mouth and avoid the need for napkinng(?)! I like how many fries I ate with my hands, so you can sass someone else, buster.

Can Tebow win on Chopped? Can he rock that polo shirt?

Where are the two dashes of Tabasco sauce, infidel?

“7. NBA. Somehow even more fucking endless.”

Despite having put on a good face, Ryan says he felt like a “leftover” under the new GM

This gif is so White it has a fully diversified trust fund.

This man bred three times.

The gif that keeps on giving.

In law school I discovered a brand-new bathroom on (if memory serves) the 9th floor or so, tucked away down a hallway behind a classroom, which during those three years I never saw a single other person use, be in proximity to, or have knowledge of. That was my private executive bathroom, as far as I was concerned,…

The championship game is going to be Duke v Kentucky and the nation will throw up in its collective mouth.

You will not usemesquite. Mesquite is the Donkey Sauce of smoking woods. It is new oil money at a Houston strip club. It is a 16-year-old screaming at her billionaire parents about the color of helicopter at her birthday party. It is everything horrible about this fine nation. Do not use mesquite.

I hate Kentucky, I really do. I hate them because of the whole "one-n-done" thing. I hate them because Cal is smarmy. I hate them because they dominate in an incredibly weak conference and people treat them like they're playing the Wooden-era Bruins every game. Just seeing them on TV makes me frown. It's…

Hasn't it already been made abundantly clear how much St. Louis hates chocolate sprinkles?

You hit the nail on the head describing the way Italians will switch from bashing each other over the head to passionate kissing when it comes to talking about traditional ways of cooking. Party A will say No Onions! and then Party B will bring up how their aunt from the very next town over would use onions, and then…

Am I the only one who notices the white and gold people just say it's white and gold while the blue and black people have tons of (contradictory) explanations for why it's black and blue and suggestions for how you can see it back and blue too? They sound like Jehovah's Witnesses.

Where is Ethel Beavers? This list is invalid.

"I vividly remember facing off against Vince Carter in college, truly epic games."

At least those slaves didn't die for nothing. Game on!

A bunch of kids would take, like, two bites of pizza and then leave the rest of the slice. Part of me died inside. Who does that with pizza? That's deviant behavior.