You’re not supposed to cross a solid line. Period.

He literally named his spy company after the (super corrupting and evil) spy orbs from The Lord of the Rings? Something something life and art?

Unless the officer (like presumably everyone else sitting in a fucking line of traffic) had a reason to be in the left lane (like taking the left-exit just ahead and visible at the end of the video)

Traffic backups happen- especially at off-ramps, and aren’t an avoidable impediment.

Why do you believe this is somehow an excuse to make an unsafe lane change and impede another vehicle’s progress?

But- but- the Nazis were Socialists!

I starred this just because I have no idea how to do it.

So, clearly “Alec Ryder” is dead/captured in the in the prologue?

This is not a feeble attempt at white knighting this-

If someone defends the culinary superiority of the south via the bland fuckery of Zaxby’s chicken and mushy crinkle fries, punch them in the goddamn teeth. Bojangle’s or GTFO.

You know his legal team was the one fighting for the release of the tape, right?

John Glenn was the first American man to orbit the Earth. Gagarin orbited first.

*shoo-in

This thing requires permissions to search and read my entire email account? Awwww hell naw.

He’s a Hufflepuff. Loveable if a little feckless.

“Richard Fromage” is kinda funny.

#MakeHatchesGreatAgain

Yes- but only after it’s eaten a lot of other people along the way.

Have you *met* 40% of Americans?

You missed “R’s after E’s” when he meant “E’s after R’s”.