Who wants cold-ass ketchup on beautiful hot and crispy fries? I’ll take salmonella or whatever if it means not cooling down the crunchy, starchy goodness.

So now we’re going to cause global warming in SPACE?!?

I’ve never entered a vehicle and immediately thought “What a cheap, plastic piece of shit!” as quickly as I did with the Versa.

“ Cut the dang fish into pieces that are roughly one-inch-cube-shaped,“

Really great article Evan.

Posted with the caveat that I would endorse rapists being imprisoned for the rest of their lives:

The fuck did I just watch?

Step 1. Say you welcome conversation.

“Carmel” is among other things a town and a monastery, but is definitely not a foodstuff and shouldn’t be applied to popcorn.

Anyone who likes Red Robin (literally at all) should be punched in the taint.

I eventually got it, but when I’m looking for a recap of a game I didn’t watch last night while sitting on my toilet at 5:30am that article was confusing as fuck. Park me firmly in the “lowest common denominator” I suppose.

One painful +1.

“Lost in Shangri-La” was fantastic.

“Lost in Shangri-La” was fantastic.

“Little personal gain”???

So he’s going to lose the ski race and his girlfriend at the end of the movie?

He was obviously trying to eat two slices of Papa Johns at the same time.

Almost Famous is generally received as a “good movie". You have to like Cameron Crowe though.

National Championship, Fiesta Bowl 2002:

I think that’s great- and one of the best things I think ANY birthing center can do is inform their patients ahead of time about their emergency procedures.

1. Http://ceaccp.oxfordjournals.org/content/9/5/14…