Chrisdye
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Chrisdye

Is there no firewall on this car, or did it just not reach high enough to keep the flames from coming through the dash?

Loved the video, but I'm zero percent surprised that this guy owns a Mystique blow-up doll.

Are you sure that started life as a Wrangler?

Chili oil. I love you so much.

I get it- even if your suggestion of a Canadian whiskey julep makes my teeth hurt just from anticipating the sweetness. I appreciate anyone attempting to get great drinks out into the world, but as you can see by a lot of the comments there are far too many bad examples of juleps out there that give the cocktail a bad

The mint sprig garnish shouldn't really be considered optional. It's intended to release mint oils every time you sip and compliment the flavor of the drink.

Neither of those products actually meets the criteria of a bourbon, and therefore isn't labeled as such. Also- it's fucking terrible.

Thin sliced (use a mandolin) radish adds a really nice peppery/crunchy element to fish tacos. Trust me on this.

Chimmichurri is far and away the best flank steak marinade. I will fight anyone who says different.

It's not supposed to be a paste you sparkle your walls with. You want to be able to see the chunks of goodness, and enjoy little bursts of individual flavors. Homogeneity is the enemy here.

The South will rise again, and when it does- Run, Yankee boy. And run fast.

The mayo actually provides a little bit of tartness to cut the sweet banana and the fat from the peanut butter. In this case (and yes- I recognize the irony) the mayo provides some lightness to the dish.

I put peanut butter and mayonnaise on banana sandwiches, and then grill them in a pan with butter like a grilled cheese. Please believe me when I say that this is amazing.

Dorito nachos are a gift from god, apparently discovered by my otherwise asshole stepfather for the balancing of his karma. Ahem:

I don't find it hard to differentiate between someone who identifies with a different gender slowly working to make that their public persona, and someone who makes up a completely different individual, uses that persona to manipulate the emotions of others, and finally dramatically kills off that "individual". I can

That hurts. +1

I feel like the olive oil for frying is misguided. The smoke point is just too low. Canola oil, or (as my Carolinian grandmother would prefer) shortening will be less likely to burn, and you're not getting a lot of delicate olive oil flavor in the deal anyway.

It's sad though- every time he calls the digits they give him it turns out to be a dead number.

I don't even have to try this to know that it's awesome.