Michigan State Police, County Prosecutors, federal prosecutors, and the United States Secret Service all going at one man. A gender psych course requires me to ask if a 54 year old woman and 13 years old boy would have gotten this big of a fox hunt.

The industry's sense of humor is about as absent as the internet's; but rock on, Tim.

MvC3 uses the 3 button Tatsunoko style plus launcher button, not like MvC2.

This is the most lighthearted and funny article I'll ever read that features a "poor boy lover" "jerking off a dick".

@icepick314: It is his hand.

It wouldn't be as bad without the surgical scar, but it'd still be pretty bad.

I'd need a shiny astronauts badge if I were to undertake this mission, otherwise I'd be afraid someone wouldn't believe when I said I spent 2 years barely showering and pretending to go to mars.

@Gamer-777: It would cost a few bucks at first, then a recurring fee for continued use, then a renegotiation for any rereleases. Any misstep along the way and they get a lawsuit, so they need lawyers on retainer to help guide them any time they deal with Marvel vs Capcom 3. Don't forget about international laws, need…

@Vulcain: Aww he's drunk, how would he know which way we're going?

@Gamer-777: Because they would have to license Takeshi Kaneshiro, it would be Kaijin no Souki instead, and he didn't have the fan demand.

@MirrorForTheSun: Gah you beat me to it, fine work, sir.

It should also be a free bonus from preordering off the Capcom store.

@GasBandit: No more CHA

Maybe next time I can do one with Dick Justice.

@Krytha: But she seems happy about it.

@Eli Dyer: That's a real-life princess, she's 9 and playing with paint.

@Liquid-X: Don't let the footclan De-stroy the Dam. You have my support.

Who here has Teenage Mutant Turtles on NES and still kinda likes the game even though it pretty much sucks?

Good God, Kotaku.

Is his new name L96A1 sNiiPeZ? If so he may have a new problem on his hands.