The airplane tennis one is pretty cool.

@Jonathan Altman: Community college-quality contrarianism is such a tongue twister, and I'm usually good at those.

@ShinFuYux: Also while standing on ice there's not much damage a punch can cause.

@d4rk-h4x0rer: If you get caught between two sumos it crashes the game and you could lose hours.

Sure everyone has a few unlikely characters they want to see, but Protoman is so rad he wears sunglasses all the time.

Is Hsien-Ko a vampire a zombie or a jiang shi?

I don't wanna die, I just wanna ride my mooOootorcy.

@Platypus Man: Menage a Troi, he's quoting Shakespeare to trick the Ferengi I beleive.

@DudeGigantic: Yeah people should only care about stuff when it directly profits them.

Well I didn't get lost as often.

I scanned #5 closely to try to find an IGN watermark.

I wonder if it'll end up releasing next to Street Fighter x Tekken or Tekken x Street Fighter.

Checkmate, only chess pieces are allowed in Chessboard Land.

I shouldn't have eaten it raw.

@SarahDot: According to the tragedy-o-meter his loss is less important than others so should be ignored? Please observe a short moment of silence, or a long one.

"Yes even though the study didn't specify if the games were violent, I believe that violent video games cause even more depression and anxiety; and I base this on information that I just now pulled out of my ass. Other interesting points of conversation I keep in my ass include..."

"Video games" truly are a scourge of evil spreading across the world! I never once imagined a child not wanting to do household chores and desiring to do something else, what have we become! Or, better yet, what have these "video games" turned us into!

I don't know a thing about Runes of Magic but I bet it's truly worth spending time in prison over.

Everyone knows the first and second amendments are the crappy ones anyways.

Yeah I was looking through my neighbor's window and I'm pretty sure there's a half dozen people beating the crap out of a woman, I didn't take a closer look because no one was naked so I went to the next house over.