If I remember right, you find a bronze medal in an alley, fight a girl who kicks you in the crotch for a silver, then win the duck race for the gold.

Don't even THINK about tickling that ganglion.

@Manly McBeeferton: It's correct. Koopa the Quick race.

At 24 seconds in I got this song in my head, almost disappointed it didn't play. Almost.

@Michael Dukakis: I need to hear more about what ticked off this teacher. If they were just working on a group project she may have gone off prematurely, caused a lot of flak and debris over nothing. Maybe there will be a follow up after the flames die down and the smoke clears.

Man, there will be a flood of people to talk about Wolfenstein and Doom soon.

@nkCow: And what game requires pre-placed bombs early in level design?

I've always hated the way the rooster-crowing knife-wielding man-fairy flew around a half inch off the floor.

@HighSpeedIndeed: I think the Humble Indie Bundle thing kinda proved pirates don't care what they're pirating or why, so finding excuses for them is pretty pointless.

It's sickening plagiarism sure, but how are people so willing and able to blame an entire company for what very few people were actually involved with.

I don't care to reproduce his crappy sentence structure or half-baked ideas; so I offer this red pen.

@dmcshinobi: What can ya do in this nose. Ya can't even breath in this nose.

Hmm, now what would he do if he got the Frog Suit?

It's a series of afterimages hiding color change, it'd be very hard to exploit the blindspot in anything but a willing participant.

The creativity of indie hobbyists always impresses me more than CES's concept tech.

Owning both a SNES and a Genesis made sense. Owning a N64 and a Playstation was great.

@STG7: Usually a sexiest tattoo list is a tuxedo-worthy event. Rent a limo and everything.

I don't have fond memories of Lemonade Stand. A decade or two ago, I played a 2-player game against my older brother, I made 90 dollars selling at two dollars a glass. He made 3 million dollars and only sold 2 glasses.

@Shinobiii: Now you see what happened here is that he scored some points then BOOM, his team had more points than the other team. Now that here just a textbook example of how you win a game of professional football.

*gasp* But it has see-through panels! You can see it's bare circuits!