If you think that’s stupid, the Browns hate kneeling so much they refused to go into the victory formation all season.

I think Goodell honestly just wants to know which of the two he should invest in.

Designed by the Chinese, built by the UAW. Tonight, 60 Minutes presents: British Leyland 2: American Boogaloo.

I made this mistake too last time I was in Japan. You need to make sure that they’re not just giving you Wagyu steel and calling it Kobe.

I don’t understand how this is not the top comment

1-800-273-TALK

Choke the Raven nevermore.

League investigator Kia Roberts is just trying to make a name for herself and get out of the shadow of her big sister, Hyundai Roberts.

Still can’t believe they let him go. I figured he had another 7-9 seasons left in him.

The all-new BMW 4-series, now with ActiveParkour™ technology. Dope-ass front flips are just the beginning.

Boyz N2 the Hood

Maybe we *should* have another revolution. We can congregate at Trump Tower and dump a bunch of fake tanning spray into the East River.

One man was charged with the real-sounding crime of “unlawful use of a two way communication device.”

Are we sure this guy isn’t an NSA operative?

this reminds me of the time Tim Tebow took a shot at his persecutors with his cleats.

Art is something you feel in your mind, not necessarily in your hands. Like the steering feedback in modern BMW’s.

I’m down for a civil war. I hate lots of my fellow americans. I dont want to be alive much longer.

“Lucy! Lucy, get in here!”

I HAVE THE SAME THING HAPPEN TO ME, EXCEPT THE TSA AGENT SAID I WOULDN’T FIT THROUGH THE NUDE SCANNER (OR ELSE THEY JUST DIDN’T WANT TO SEE WHAT I WAS PACKING) SO THEY BROUGHT ME OVER FOR A PAT DOWN. THEY SAID IT WAS OPTIONAL BUT I’M NOT A FUCKING TERRORIST AND I SAID IT WAS A PRIVILEGE TO TAKE PART IN THE SECURITY…

But he’s never been black