And now, back by popular demand…EPIC RAP BATTLES OF STREET RACING ACCIDENT HISTORY!

Or a clever way to kill some Brits.

Coach: Sorry, but you are going to need to lose some extra pounds if you want to be on the field for the AFC Championship.

Hand off? What's that? - Pete Carroll

Maybe there was a third play caller, somewhere down the grassy field, perhaps...

Why the hell hasn't this been posted yet? You guys are slacking.

two reasons your post is wrong. Firstly, what fun is there in picturing a delicate wee daxie being ridden by randy pittbull? That's doggie hateporn, and once you start down that road you are wanting to see Alsatian on chihuahua action etc etc.

Of course, the most fantastically, absurdly wealthy of Jalopnik readers are screaming at me, personally, to just get to the point already and tell you all about where you can buy it and who's doing the brokering and all that, because that's a service you get with Jalopnik PRO, the service you've never heard about…

"Eli, here are the balls you requested for today's game. Pick 6"

But, if the Patriots did pull some shenanigans, it makes sense that it was D'Qwell Jackson or a Colts equipment staffer that noticed.

List of injured:

Aww yeah! Gronk get down!

Manual + xDrive is available on the 335i

You know what else might just scare you? How about launching from a dead stop to over sixty miles an hour in 2.8 seconds? No? You're good with that? Okay, Superman, how about an 800-bhp small block throbbing viciously just inches from your ass, ready to send you either down the road or into that big oak tree over…

Or lim as x->2 of Qx

I'd say the Cygnet is more like a Cessna in a hangar full of SR-71s.

That's why they play the game!! To, you know, have it hinge upon a subjective evaluation of rules so densely worded, if the words were layers of the Earth's crust, there'd be a diamond at the bottom of them.

Fucking Joffrey would be a Cowboys fan.

To prove my point, I present to you the 2014 automotive sales figures for Volkswagen and Subaru. Last year, Volkswagen sold 366,970 vehicles – a decline of 10 percent compared to its 2013 numbers. And in the same span of time, Subaru delivered 513,693 vehicles. In other words: this is no longer a footnote. Subaru sold…