“Use your damn turn signal.”

Remember that you do not have the right of way when merging onto the highway.

This is a very good, very sensible list. Kudos.

Turn on your headlights when your wipers are on (it’s actually a law here now, albeit one more honored in the breach).

Turn on your headlights at night, for crying out loud! It’s dark, turn them on!! Other people need to see your car.

Properly position your vehicle to make a turn.

If traffic is slowed I’ll agree with that. If traffic is free-flowing, I do not. Slowed traffic should “zipper-merge” at the end of the merging lane, but in free-flowing traffic the merging vehicles should find a spot, match speed, and merge without impeding traffic. 

If somebody is behind you turning their headlights on and off at night, it is because your headlights are off. The light coming out of the front of your vehicle that you think is your headlights is actually your Daytime Running Lights. Turn your damn headlights on.

Match your speed to traffic when merging onto the…

You’re not wrong

So I speed up to 100 mph and start weaving through traffic to “get away”....

Getting mad about a joke because you assume they assumed things.  Hilarious.

Thank goodness she abandoned the car. And dealing with insurance over repairs from a deer hit would probably be more annoying than the trucker’s insurance paying for the totalled truck.

If you do anything other than let them in, they’re going to be pissed. However, if you are brave, you can ask to read the warrant, and when they hand you your copy, begin reading it, out loud. They are not allowed to proceed until you finish, and let them in (unless your fuckwad roommates start shooting through the…

San Francisco. SF would be more extreme than Detroit 

Washington DC

F1 in an exotic location, yet do-able, yet reachable for Americans? Hmmmmm.

Road America is the correct answer you’re looking for, but they never will, and thank goodness because a Grade 1 Road America would be completely emasculated.  

I miss the old 70s green fridges, built like god damn tanks.

I think we’ll be mocking Crocs and man buns too much to worry much about stainless steel. It will definitely be a way to signal the era in future television shows and movies about the early 20th century.

I think it follows the “stick to basic colors and design with accessories” approach. White and Black have been mainstays more than mustard and avocado because “white goes with everything” etc. So, stainless is a nice generic color, too......so I doubt it goes out of style the same way colors do.