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So I speed up to 100 mph and start weaving through traffic to “get away”....

Getting mad about a joke because you assume they assumed things.  Hilarious.

Thank goodness she abandoned the car. And dealing with insurance over repairs from a deer hit would probably be more annoying than the trucker’s insurance paying for the totalled truck.

If you do anything other than let them in, they’re going to be pissed. However, if you are brave, you can ask to read the warrant, and when they hand you your copy, begin reading it, out loud. They are not allowed to proceed until you finish, and let them in (unless your fuckwad roommates start shooting through the…

Which is funny, because I thought he had already left.

While I like Kate McKinnon, I don’t think it’ll be felt as much as people think. She’s sorta held back people like Heidi Gardner and Chloe Fineman in that both are talented sketch performers but SNL understandably feels the need to put Kate out there as much as possible. Others can’t really grow with her soaking up so…

Kenan is going to be there forever.  He’ll take over for Lorne when Lorne retires.  Sketch is his calling.  His sitcom was fine, but he was born to do sketch comedy.

I feel like Cecily is getting better and better so I’m glad she’s still staying

As much as I love Kate, it was time for her to go. She’s been in late-period-Wiig mode for the past four or five years. Aidy, though...that’s going to sting.

People playing chicken with a train is not a tragedy, it’s people paying the price for stupidity. This might be the dumbest of the oh so many dumb takes here.

San Francisco. SF would be more extreme than Detroit 

Washington DC

F1 in an exotic location, yet do-able, yet reachable for Americans? Hmmmmm.

Road America is the correct answer you’re looking for, but they never will, and thank goodness because a Grade 1 Road America would be completely emasculated.  

That’s why I referenced the per-capita stat, but Germany also has way fewer deaths per vehicle AND vehicle mile traveled anyway.

I believe that the cost and complexity involved with retrofitting this into cars is vastly undersold by the author. And I do agree that it would be a bit annoying to have to deal with on a daily basis, especially for people who don’t drink at all. But I think I would deal with the annoyance for the peace of mind that…

I miss the old 70s green fridges, built like god damn tanks.

I think we’ll be mocking Crocs and man buns too much to worry much about stainless steel. It will definitely be a way to signal the era in future television shows and movies about the early 20th century.

I think it follows the “stick to basic colors and design with accessories” approach. White and Black have been mainstays more than mustard and avocado because “white goes with everything” etc. So, stainless is a nice generic color, too......so I doubt it goes out of style the same way colors do.