OR....just don’t go to the damn gym in the first place

“Jar of awesome” has always been the name I use for my weed stash though.

What’s going on is that the company is no longer inventive.

What’s going on? I didn’t even read the fucking article but I’ll tell you what’s going on.

Man, it is tough to watch Tim Cook run Apple into the ground. I was a fanboy when it was stupid to be one in the 90s, but I just can’t stomach them pivoting away from operating system innovation to bland, iterative mediocrity. I can’t remember the last time I was genuinely excited about a new Apple project.

Having spent 8 years as an engineer (plus a few more as an intern), I’d have to disagree on the calculus rule. I cant remember the last time I used it outside of a classroom problem. It’s an extensive field, and most of the difficult equations have already been figured out for me in my field.

I’m a mechanical engineer, and I recently found a posting looking for a “Happiness Engineer”.

In this country we have the presumption of innocence. Take your presumption of guilt somewhere else.

New to Gawker, are you?

Easy there. Nobody of consequence called him an ISIS agent and that kind of over exaggeration does not contribute to the conversation in any positive manner. Some dumbass in congress wondered if he was “playing for another team” or some such. Hardly an accusation of being a member of a Jihadist group. Ya they weren’t…

Yeah, I’d kill for that. Keep your movies and beverage service, just give me all that fucking legroom and I’m good.

Look at how much leg room and shoulder room on those seats! *swoon*

I think it is worth noting that Donald Trump is almost certainly not the next Hitler and that I generally find comparisons between Nazism, the Holocaust, and contemporary people and events highly distasteful and disrespectful of all those who lost their lives. There are exceptions of course. It is appropriate to…

Pretty scary stuff. Unions are an option, certainly, and I would never discourage anyone from joining a union.

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”

With the new iMessage updates, some of the fancy updates (ex.- double tap for a beating heart animation) have no indication of being sent. Instead, you double tap a few times and realize you’ve sent the message many times over without knowing it until you exit back to the main texting screen.

It’s like every beehive they see, they gotta find a stick and poke it, and then they whine and cry and scream and bitch and moan about their bee stings for years afterward.

Aw man let poor Ken be. He doesn’t deserve this. It’s all fun and games till Thiel comes after your ass on bone’s behalf. And then you know what happens? No rice cooker

how about not commenting on things you haven’t read yet

Why do you think there was a beta?