OR....just don’t go to the damn gym in the first place

“Jar of awesome” has always been the name I use for my weed stash though.

Having spent 8 years as an engineer (plus a few more as an intern), I’d have to disagree on the calculus rule. I cant remember the last time I used it outside of a classroom problem. It’s an extensive field, and most of the difficult equations have already been figured out for me in my field.

I’m a mechanical engineer, and I recently found a posting looking for a “Happiness Engineer”.

In this country we have the presumption of innocence. Take your presumption of guilt somewhere else.

New to Gawker, are you?

Easy there. Nobody of consequence called him an ISIS agent and that kind of over exaggeration does not contribute to the conversation in any positive manner. Some dumbass in congress wondered if he was “playing for another team” or some such. Hardly an accusation of being a member of a Jihadist group. Ya they weren’t…

Yeah, I’d kill for that. Keep your movies and beverage service, just give me all that fucking legroom and I’m good.

Look at how much leg room and shoulder room on those seats! *swoon*

Pretty scary stuff. Unions are an option, certainly, and I would never discourage anyone from joining a union.

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”

With the new iMessage updates, some of the fancy updates (ex.- double tap for a beating heart animation) have no indication of being sent. Instead, you double tap a few times and realize you’ve sent the message many times over without knowing it until you exit back to the main texting screen.

how about not commenting on things you haven’t read yet

Why do you think there was a beta?

People generally think “high octane” fuel somehow contains more energy as a result of the octane, but the funny thing is the octane is making your fuel LESS flammable. 

The Four Rules

This is good advice. But it is hard to follow. Especially since I love drinks 3 and 4 most of all.

As someone who works at a grocery store, I’d like to offer a balancing perspective. When a popular blog prints the words, “while stores don’t exactly advertise these free services, they’ll usually offer them in the name of customer service” I get a bit nervous. We don’t advertise these free services because they are…

Nope! This guy didn’t even bother to get the details of the job or what went wrong. The way I understand the whole thing goes something like this: his social media person (also maybe his lawyer? he said something like, “we have a lawyer who handles these social media things” so I was a little baffled by what even…

I guess then it depends on the type of business. To me, restaurants are mostly subjective. There are some standards to uphold, but I’m the kind of person who doesn’t care as long as the minimum quality was reached.