When the Avant comes back I’ll eat my hat. When it comes back with a manual I’ll make it a sandwich with both of my shoes.

As of 2017 you can no longer buy an S model of anything from Audi with a manual.

And before some idiot gets on about how people bitch on jalopnik and never actually buy manual luxury cars - my 2014 Audi I bought new is a stick, so zip it.

Cue the hundreds of comments from people who have never actually had to work with a union (particularly the UAW) before.

Also, the idea that the NLRB in any way approaches an objective authority is a outright joke.

Especially if you’re in an Audi SQ5

I’m in my mid 30s so its been a while....but it was ALWAYS taught growing up riding the bus you exit and cross IN FRONT for this exact reason. WTF?

Dodge Spirit R/T

Even without a three-pedal manual.

Because, like hybrids, people want everyone else to KNOW they are driving a hybrid or electric. Market research done over the past decade has shown that the appearance of being “environmental” is as big a driver as anything in the purchase of one of those vehicles.

Remember when Honda made the original Civic hybrid?…

So I may have somehow missed this, but do you actually get any airline status with this card? AAdvantage platinum?

So I may have somehow missed this, but do you actually get any airline status with this card? AAdvantage platinum?

I just bought a used 355 chassis 4x4 GMC Canyon and set aside a couple hours to do front pads and rotors.

NOPE! Brakes are *behind* the hubs. I haven’t worked on that many trucks aside from my Ram 1500, so this was truly a WTF moment for me.

And those hubs AIN’T GOIN NOWHERE. I’ve never given up on a wrench job, but…

You think military helicopter fuselages are armored and the windows are bulletproof???

Heh, well you did use quotes!

I have been escorted out of BMW dealers before because I “looked poor”

Right, because the V-22 is actually the safest rotorcraft per flight hour in USMC inventory?

Its always disheartening that someone this stupid can afford nice things.

Uh, so they both are ugly?

I believe this as much as I believed the “confirmed for the USA” manual XE sedan.

In other news, Subaru is dead (read: Toyota).

Long live Subaru.

“Sonya was ejected from the vehicle”

“Ejected”? By what, pray tell. I’d think this would be a bigger problem than rolling in neutral!