Really? Because I’ve been teaching my kids math for years because the people I pay to do it suck at it.

Other than China, none of those are socialist countries. ACTUAL socialist countries are Cuba and Venezuela. You want to be Venezuela? Nobody wants to be Venezuela. 

He’ll pay for it by borrowing more money, printing more money, and taking more of our money.

“It’s just that the men who don’t wash at all, with no exceptions, are always white.”

If we took every cent every billionaire in this country has, we couldn’t pay off the budget deficit, much less find an extra $3 trillion. You can never tax enough to cover Congress’ spending sprees.

You’re going to die of something. Make it something good.

Why does everyone keep using this photo that looks like she’s spewing profanity at the people who invited her to speak?

That sounds like a blast. I don’t know when we’ll manage to make it out there, but you’ve definitely given me a bar to rise to.

X-Men 2099 was pretty good in the beginning. It kind of went off the rails shortly before they merged all the 2099 titles. 

Flip phones are still a thing. My daughter whined piteously about having to use one, but teenagers whine, so get used to that.

“Ban military-style assault weapons” They’re already illegal.

We’re more violent than other countries. Have been for a long time.

Sorry, but the genie is out of the bottle. There are 300,000,000+ guns in this country. Unless you can wave a magic wand and make them go away (which would be a really bad idea anyway), you’ve got to address the real issue — why do Americans suddenly think this is the way to deal with their issues? The UK didn’t have…

Don’t call it a “buyback.” You can’t buy “back” something you didn’t sell.

There is a difference between “the US is imperfect” and “the US is what’s wrong with the world.” There’s an awful lot of the latter on the left.

I would say it’s EXACTLY what this country was founded on. Well, ok, we kicked them out. Or we got out of the UK. However you want to look at it.

Just so you know, Democrats have also been elected without winning the popular vote, and Democrats INVENTED gerrymandering.

Instead of going into hysterics and suing to stop something completely legal from happening, activists could simply launch an information campaign to make sure everyone knows that answering this cannot and will not be used against them.

If you actually manage to get “reparations”, the white people of this country are going to have one, giant collective response. “You’re paid in full.” No more race-based scholarships, no more set-asides, no more “diversity in hiring” or in anything else. You don’t get to play the victim card anymore. We’re all on a…

Mine is the other kid. I’ve tried to explain that people need a little space and don’t want her to be so touchy or talkative, but she’s just SO EXCITED TO SEE THEM and HAS SO MUCH TO TELL THEM she just can’t control herself. Le sigh.