I thought Phase 1 was actually “steal the underpants”

Tres Commas

But their Edge ST commercial says the Edge is a replacement for a “useless” sporty car like a 3 series.  So the Edge must be a car, right?

If only each 4 cylinder were 3.45L......

I learned to drive manual on a 1989 Beretta GT that my dad bought with 39K miles on it. At 90K miles the clutch fork broke and the shop replacing it couldnt believe how good a shape the friction disc was in. Especially considering I taught myself on that clutch.

*Infiniti

An enthusiast would know that the “Sport” package on the AWD version of the car is mostly just a looks thing.

But that looks like the same attitude Tesla used when assembling the car, so when in Rome.....

He addressed that in the comments section. Said even with the plastic covers he thought they could scratch paint so he didn’t use the “inside” measurement, he just eyed the “outside” measurement.

I mean he was so close to missing the bottom of the overpass, what if he cleared it, landed and just kept driving on? Would it wake him from his nano-nap?

So are we going to call this GrammarGate??

If at first you don’t succeed, spontaneously combust again.

Maybe they realized they can’t just reverse which end goes where just because the engine is not under the hood anymore.

Wait wait wait...they want to compete with Ferrari supercars but they DON’T want theirs to spontaneously catch fire?

TIL David Tracy will buy anything I eventually sell as used.  “Basically mint”.

In modern automotive society, ugly design is considered especially heinous.

Yep. Im still not 100% a fan of the new RAM 1500 front end, but putting it in an article with the abomination that is the new Silverado HD makes the RAM look a whole lot better to me.

2nd gear, FIFY: