If at first you don’t succeed, spontaneously combust again.

Maybe they realized they can’t just reverse which end goes where just because the engine is not under the hood anymore.

Wait wait wait...they want to compete with Ferrari supercars but they DON’T want theirs to spontaneously catch fire?

TIL David Tracy will buy anything I eventually sell as used.  “Basically mint”.

In modern automotive society, ugly design is considered especially heinous.

Yep. Im still not 100% a fan of the new RAM 1500 front end, but putting it in an article with the abomination that is the new Silverado HD makes the RAM look a whole lot better to me.

2nd gear, FIFY:

Wrong!

To be honest, in my area, the 19 RAM is not “flying off” any lots. 

Too often I see pubes left *on a urinal*.

Mirror guys are not allowed to mingle with front end guys.

The longer the list of neat features, the more neat features there are to go wrong. I applaud the advances in technology but Ill take an NA engine in my pickup truck any-day.

My old Frontier had the dreaded “small evap leak” code. Easy, right? Just replace the gas cap. But just like you, no dice!

I like the minimalist look but those tiny model 3 door handles....

I bet the driver read it as “Overweight”, figured “I’m not fat, I’m big-boned!” and proceeded to drive through.

Exactly. Its one thing to have the wrong seat covers *on both sides* and sure the guy at the end of the line didnt realize it wasnt on the option list. But one right and one wrong? Obviously something is wrong somewhere.

Everything ugly and old is new again!

My father in law still has his ‘96!