ChocolateCakeAndBeerForBreakfast
ChocolateCakeAndBeerForBreakfast
ChocolateCakeAndBeerForBreakfast

I used to use those scunci elastic hair ties. Not the rubber bands just the little nylon covered bands. I love those but you know how you live with another woman and she just takes every damn thing without asking and you run out. No I part my hair and put it into a loose two strand twist and secure it with a bobby

Health clinics need more oversight, but corporations with no obligation to the public good who strip mine virgin forests and use child labor in developing countries don't, because that would stifle the free market. Yup, sounds legit.

I like the idea that I'm incredibly brave for going makeup-free on a daily basis. It certainly sounds nicer than the truth: that I'm super lazy and would rather sleep and/or cuddle with my dog than put makeup on before leaving the house.

It doesn't seem very fair to say 'the worst.' Most expensive, okay. And playgrounds are a really random thing to measure this by. Parks would have been a better measurement, or schools, or availability of daycare, or maternity job protection, or all sorts of other factors.

those are the MOST arbitrary qualifiers for "worst place"

I don't know how to say this without sounding like an asshole, so I'll just go ahead and say it.

this might just make me watch the VMA's

Traci looked fabulous in that movie. I always want to look like I stepped out of a John Waters film.

How he is still in office?? I think that's the wrong question. Seems pretty clear to me he has assaulted multiple women (I'd say grabbing people and kissing them/licking them/touching against their will is assault, call me crazy) so the real question is, how the fuck is he not in jail?

I always preferred JC to JT, except then I saw him say, "Radical!" at the end of the flash mob video and now I'm not sure if I can find him attractive anymore.

The Genius that is Rachel Maddow needs to be in there as well.

It would be amazing if Joe Budden was somehow a parody rapper of Joe Biden.

in the parallel universe in which I actually own an Hermes scarf, I probably would have so much money that I wouldn't really give a fuck if I ruined it. Hermes scarf filled with cronuts, Birkin bag to carry my cat, wearing Minolos to hike through a muddy trail, put my Burberry raincoat down over a puddle for an

"Wednesday afternoon and the office is quiet.Why not indulge your most subversive desires? Abscond to the janitor's closet with your cubemate's vintage suede coach clutch and communicate what you really think of her sloppy work using only your own bodily fluids."

THANK YOU. I've been saying this forever.

They're not, but I think the implication here is that there is (and always has been) an over abundance of romance in TV and movies targeted at women. This vehicle aims to give SOME balance.

Idk. I live in Texas, and I sincerely wish there was an atheist on the educational planning committee. Maybe that's not part of a PR campaign per say, but I'd like for us to be a bit more active and open.

Meanwhile, agnostic atheists and agnostic theists are horrified that so many people believe that they know the truth about something which is clearly unknowable.

On the upside, I love imagining Ayn Rand's head exploding.