I live without Red Robins these day... but do they still have bottomless fries?

"I'm not glowing. It's hot, I'm tired, and I'm carrying a bowling ball inside of me. It's sweat." *glare* (Was not touched again ;-) )

Dogs. We should not be teaching our children to shake, sit and play dead! Now is the time for math! Science! Your devotion to dogs has gone on too long. I know they are cute... but we have our future to think about!

That brightened my Monday considerably. Especially the Swift one- I'm still laughing.

Have you read The Stand one too many times, too?

Bahahaha! My husband saw that word for the first time (while we were in line in the supermarket) and was totally like, "WUT?"

I haven't watched the whole show and my hubby has never seen an episode but we watched it this weekend- and we both enjoyed it.

I'm in Texas too. It all depends on how spoiled you are...

Phew! I am so relieved that I am dressing in the fashions of our Lord.

That is wicked creative.

To be fair, gyros are delicious.

It's called, "Go Bayside"

Fortune is awesome.

Oh God. I just thought about my life if I had married my college boyfriend. I'd know all the cops in town by name by now. *shudder*

You know, I wish she could have gotten more money too BUT schools down here are broke. I mean, KISD is currently part of a class action against the state looking for funding.

It makes me want to get a profile, get on this show and then just wander around yelling, "OH GOD! I've GONE A-GUSHER! THE BLOOD! SO MUCH BLOOD"

In my opinion, it is always the people who advertise their faith who are the worst.

So much THIS.

Ted shouldn't marry his best friend's wife's doppelganger.

Republican Steve Stockman thinks that if babies had guns they wouldn't be aborted.