"Do your ugly knee pits hide behind your knees? Well, ladies, have we got the product for you! Dove Knee- it creates skin sparkles while moisturizing the skin! Your knee pits will never go unnoticed again!"

I had forgotten about them.

I have never seen the show but it seems like most pictures are of them sitting on a stoop. I'm not paying someone to look at stairs. I can look at stairs anywhere.

Does God love polka dots?

Truth.

I know :-) It's why we don't own any CDs. Of course, we lose that rate if we go over a certain amount in the account (it drops down to .5 after 20k, I believe)

Check out the tiny credit unions that are dedicated to special groups (military, teachers, city employees, etc) but are open to the public- that are regional. I don't want to announce where I currently live (or rather who I bank with) but when I google my state and my interest rate- let's just say that they are not…

So, I'm on safe search because work...

I did.

Especially while waiting for someone to reach their goal of enjoyment after they have announced what they were aiming for... Will you still reach enjoyment if I look at my watch or do you need direct eye contact?

Mine robbed banks.

Can you imagine it- a guy staring into your eyes for 30 seconds and then reaching pure "enjoyment"?

It's a better color than the brain.

What? My husband married me for my armpits! They are stunners, I tell ya. I mean, I raise my arms and all the men come running. It's a curse, really.

Oh. My. God. It is the BROpocalypse! Oh! Who knew that end times would be this smelly?!? I just thought it'd smell like sulfer! Oh the HUMANITY!

My fave: "it's a waist of time"

This confirms my suspicions that Brogrammers, Facebook and Unilever are trying to bring on the Apocalypse.

Why thank you, madam!

Damn right!

(So excited about the launch of this site, FYI)