Makes me want to change my name to Spritney Bears and start selling perfume...

It's very similar to people!

I told my husband that we were supposed to be rooting for the Captain to leave the Baroness for Maria. Their chemistry was so awful that he could not, would not, believe me.

JJ Abrams needs to seriously stop with his "referencing"

Hairspray didn't even make the list.

He could make the next 300 sandwiches...

I'm named after a starlet too! Of course, her taste in men is unknown to me... in fact, the only thing that is known to me is that after her star faded she began doing infomercials.

I'm not into fashion magazines and had never seen this cover before... and, seriously, how NEAT! :-)

I should try the meditation part- Anything to lower my stress level...

We should start a club... mine thinks he can drive well/safely but I have to ride with my eyes closed or it's just too scary.

"Fuck me with a chainsaw" -Heather Chandler, Heathers

Never... they don't believe in birth control.

Or both! Reimagined (recycled) idea A starring Corporate product 1!

See, I'm convinced that she has all the fun...

Johnny Depp...

Is he related to Enzyte's Bob?

So, I'm torn...

Aww. Thank you! (and we'd love to have you come join the fight! Locally, I mean)

(Friends who do high school productions of Evita together, stay together.) (Mainly for survival.)

As a lady in Texas... I feel so touched that people outside the crazy zone care about us.