Huh? Yeah, I've woken up pissed after a dream fight with my hubby... but I've also woken up terrified (because of dream demons coming to get me), confused (dream sister got eaten by a bowl of pea soup), and sad to the point of crying hysterically (my son drowned in my dream once... that one was rough)

Jimmy doesn't go to strip clubs...

This one and the Levine V picture- you are really making my Friday morning something special!

Which of their many blonds is Stacy?

Yep, and choosing Palin as the VP nominee in 2008 totally won over all the females just like it was intended. Obviously... it's the only reason McCain is president.

Molten glass sounds way painful.

It has to!

My brain reads his name as him singing it. "JAYsonnnnnn DArulllOOOO" indeed.

Not Vice President Joe McBiden... he loved it.

Alas, I'm a cynic and assumed that this is the only way we would ever reach equality.

Noses settle? What? Do they creak and sound like ghosts when they settle (but my mom said it was just the house... no such thing as ghosts!)?

Whoa. I clicked because I thought "Oh like Carrie from Sex in the City? How odd."

Go for it- I'll take a picture and we'll claim freedom of speech.

Right? I'm required to take my laptop to and from work so my work bag contents are pricey but my personal bag? I don't even hit 50 bucks.

That would be my guess as well but I still wonder...

I'm a stay away from my feet person too! Question for you, do people pester you to touch your feet once they know that you don't like it?

Whenever I read about things like this (or the manfluenced yogurt) I always wonder about the price... I mean, "women's" pens/razors/whatever are usually more expensive (pink dye is pricey. yak.) so I wonder that when shit goes the other way- does it also get more expensive? Or are they getting a deal because deals are…

My thought was, "what doesn't cause cancer? It's in makeup, perfume, food... whatever. Why did I quit smoking again?"

Ahh... the original duckface.

The name demands red velour outfits.