FYI, I have decided to make you my first follow (after groupthink) because a.)clean food knowledge bombs and general germ avoidance and b.) I thought your comment on the allowance of trolls while us ladies who have been here a while remain in the gray was awesome.

You have changed me today. I am now as terrified (and must wash all fruits and vegggies) of the prepackaged produce as I am of McDonalds (the roaches! fried! onto! hashbrown! cannot! eat!)

15 year old me is mad at you for dissing Xander.

Yeah! Like Bruce Willis talking to his wife at the end of The Sixth Sense!

As a logophile, "fiance" is a much cooler word than "boyfriend," or "husband" for that matter.

I'm not a smoker myself but from what I understand isn't there some really expensive pot, too? I mean like 500 for an ounce or something? (or is that only in the movies? Where 100% of my drug buying knowledge comes from... lol)

Oh, how I wish you ran my company.

No worries, there is still smokers.

I believe those are the Madagascar Hissing roaches they used for MIB. Fun fact: I watched or read something that movies have to import those because they are cheaper to purchase than American roaches. American roaches apparently cost about .50 ea.

Hey People in Virginia, North Carolina, and Florida,

That video= me, "why is there dust in my eyes?"

"I've never!" said one audience member. Replied Khloe Kardashian: "I love you, but I feel like you're lying." Point: Khloe.

Not all beards are created equal.

How did I not know that this existed?!? What other awesome things are y'all hiding?

Sybil by Flora Rheta Schrieber

I didn't know that women talking on the news would feel so... overwhelming to me. I mean, I thought I would just be like "YA!" with a fist in the air, and while that is part of how I feel, another part of me feels emotionally optimistic.

The only thing I got from this array of magazines is that being brunette and late 20s early 30s is in. I'm finally in fashion, ma! Top of the world!

I haven't seen Sharknado and was unaware of Ghost Shark...

I did not know how much of a butt girl I was until this moment.

There is no definition of the word that makes sense in that sentence. Here are the questions that I would like to ask him: