I would love to have an official internet friend :)

I don't stress out about it- I used to but...

"Manly men don't cooperate! They make decisions without consulting anyone in order to sink the economy. The guys who led Bear Sterns and Lehman Bros were real men... Gah!"

I recently decided that I don't care if I'm ADHD. I want to accept me as I am. So, off adderall I went. Now I have less focus then before I went on the meds.

If you are me then I am a much bigger weirdo then I thought... I'm having like Fight Club type issues.

80%? Really? Why am I never surveyed? Am I left out of surveys because I am a freak of nature?

I object! Gypsy had *way* more talent than any of the Kardashians.

Double post edit... Sorry!

My son was a good looking baby- so good looking in fact that a crazy woman once stopped me in front of a gas station and told me, "...he must be the son of God- he's so beautiful and you're not married."

My arthritic mother gave me her pair (because they made her bad knee hurt more) and I find them crazy amount of comfy! Like walking on clouds :)

Yes. Do you not remember the disgusting story of Newt Gingrich?

I was thinking a Borrower...

Dearest NYT,

Thank you for reminding me that even while the travesty of justice remains a stain on American, that these silent and dignified protests are a thing to be proud of.

Thank you for reminding me that even while the travesty of justice remains a stain on American, that these silent and dignified protests are a thing to be proud of.

Seriously, didn't his friends make him a video making fun of homeless people for his wedding?

They will send out the squirrel busters after her a la Marty Rathbun in Ingleside, TX. Google and knowledge of crazy cult people will be bestowed upon you.

Mine's looking to move. She has been for a while- but I think she finally got serious.

And if they don't show up- they are going to miss Prom!

I live in Texas and had heard nothing about a plan to throw tampons.