This has to be an epic year for performers cancelling tours/ gigs. 2017 is jinxed.

Years back when I was still his doctor I said “Brian, I can remove the rib if you really want, but that’s your climbing rib. What are you gonna do when you want to climb something?”

You are the hero I need, not the one I deserve.

NYC is collecting and sending tons of supplies for Puerto Rico. Trump and his buddies are indeed lying out of their asses as they are taking their sweet time getting to the Island bc they don’t care about Brown people.

news over here says the national guard has a couple thousand troops on the ground

Of course there’s proof! They’re in large crates marked “Emperor’s New Relief Supplies”

I remember he hated Toy Story 3 because he didn’t understand why someone would give their toys away just because they were going to college.

This article is fair and balanced.

Gonna go out on a limb, and suggest that perhaps you meant this comment for a different article?

Just imagine what the portrait in his attic looks like...

One of the things (and it’s a long fucking list) that befuddles me is white people using “BLACK PEOPLE LIKE FRIED CHICKEN!” like it’s some kind of insult. Everybody who isn’t vegetarian likes fried fucking chicken, ya dummies. It’s delicious.

Did you notice that the train engine is Canadian? The logo is for CN = Canadian national!

“You can say that again”

Well, Wiseau originates from a far distant land called the Uncanny Valley

“Get me Javier Bardem’s American non-union equivalent!”

I know the concept of religion draws a lot of ire and eye rolls around these parts, and I also know that we’ve got a long way to go before the church is an unmitigated force for good, but I’ll be damned if this man isn’t a great step in the right direction. I’ll probably be damned anyways as a non-believer type, but…

Take a look at today’s date, Gregorius XIII.

Finally, some good news.

Imagine what that...arrangement... of hair would look like if it wasn’t pasted back over his ears.