Chironboy
Chironboy
Chironboy

Why would you use a cropped version of that gif? The full is so much better.

Great. So not only will I die by coughing up a lung, but I will have to die knowing that it's because some Portland hipster yuppie douchebag couldn't be arsed to take his daughter Cucumber to get a fucking pertussis shot between her unicycle and harpsichord lessons.

This is a perfect example of how I know Drug companies don't give a shit about the well being of people. And since they have powerful lobbyists, by default the gov't doesn't either.

Progression of me watching this video:

I love The Room. I'm rabid about it; I know everything that's out there about it, I got the book on release day and felt it was a special gift to me since it was out within a week of my birthday, I've seen Greg and Tommy multiple times at showings.

Has anyone read the book? It's sooo fucking good...of course, I find the movie less funny now that I know what they all went through.

Oh hai...

Anyone who doesn't love The Room is just a little chicken.

I've already spent a long time ranting about the movie with my friends, so this time I'll let this comic speak for me:

She's gorgeous. Happy to see white folks enjoying what us coloreds can take for granted. Case in point: My mom at 56.

#19: Coincidences to get characters into trouble are great; coincidences to get them out of it are cheating.

I still would LOVE to see Pixar and Marvel collaborate on a movie version of Walt Simonson's Frog of Thunder storyline ... seems like a PERFECT vehicle for P&M to work on together.

"Combine characters"

The only reason I pay for 3D in a Pixar movie. The glasses hide my salty tears.

#23: Make everyone cry.