You’d almost think that everyone in the world except for American politicians have read and understood Sun Tzu’s Art of War.

Are those beds in there? And are any of them big enough for Chewbacca?

Will they be fixing the lousy transfer from the previous version?

Will they be fixing the lousy transfer from the previous version?

#ironlivesmatter

Soon to be a Zack Snyder movie that ends with He-Man breaking Skeletor’s neck.

I vote for setting it in a universe where the crew doesn’t boldly go into space and then spend half their time locked in malfunctioning holodecks.

... probably in audio book form. Reading is for hippies.

And the food was excellent on the Titanic!

Thanks for the new ring tone!

Just to be scientific about it: can we try to replicate the results of the original study, except instead of Deepak Chopra, using “500 Days Of Kristen” as the source of nonsense?

Captain America, jingoistic? I think not. Good day to you sir!

So now I need to understand how BOTH warp drive AND carburetors work to get out of the greys...?

8 Track cassette player.

Be free and wear what you like!

Plus: much bigger overseas revenue for the show than the original run could have ever imagined.

Aaaaaaand the fundamentalist outrage starts in 3... 2... 1...

How about an expense account? A galaxy-spanning organization who work out of a huge freakin’ temple that sends two reps to stop a major invasion can’t give them a company cerdit card? Sure, the Hutts run Tatooine, but they’re so business-stupid that they won’t give you a cash advance on a Coruscant Express card?

Man,…

It should be set in an era when the producers try to produce decent science fiction and don’t rely on an “A” story where some crewmember has a conflict with a family member or someone of personal significance we haven’t seen before while the “B” story involves some lame “escape from the weird spatial anomaly/holodeck…

Crisis Of Infinite Cholesterol?

I wish I had known about this years ago when I was having my kids. I swear I would have named one of them Mongo Beefhead.