Hopefully they will keep Harvey Birdman on retainer.

Will there be more Porkins? I want more of Porkins.

Mrs. Lizardo sounds strangely... uncertain about your sense of humor.

Infra-Man! Dear God, you forgot Infra-Man!

I think we all know what... Or rather WHO... Is responsible.

And back then it was Obama’s fault too.

“Killl all humans”— one at a time.

Supergirl looks like it could potentially be riddled with clichés, yet watching yesterday’s six and a half minute clip was more entertaining than two and a half hours of Man Of Steel.

Speaking ae of those people who loved The Leftovers... I know exactly what you mean.

It just wants to be loved dammit! Why y’all got to be so mean?

Maybe your Y chromosome is tiny, pal… Mine is huge and magnificent and never gets any complaints.

Well of course you’re going to deny it’s a real thing. You’ve been hypnotized by the chemtrails. Wake up sheeple!

NOTHING DEFEATS THE PENIS would be an awesome title for a pornographic sitcom, BTW.

This totally has the feel of the first 10 minutes of a Jon Pertwee episode.

"Are you so hard to date that only The Amazing Kreskin could find someone for you? Have I got a site for you!"

David Lynch. Awww yeah.

I did this in college, except it wasn't INCENSE smoke #knowwhatimsayin

why does it seem like all the Democrat scandals are opposite-sex, but most of the Republican sex scandals are same-sex?

Wait… That's Thor's hammer. Clearly I'm getting carried away.