Well of course you’re going to deny it’s a real thing. You’ve been hypnotized by the chemtrails. Wake up sheeple!

NOTHING DEFEATS THE PENIS would be an awesome title for a pornographic sitcom, BTW.

David Lynch. Awww yeah.

why does it seem like all the Democrat scandals are opposite-sex, but most of the Republican sex scandals are same-sex?

Dr McBroom could've easily made a few extra bucks by adding "… And where to find them" to the end of the title and reselling it to a men's magazine.

Don't sweat it if and when that ever happens with your kids. My children gained a fuckton of weight after I had them neutered, but they're still precious to me.

My wife is an immortal from the planet Zorax. She has saved several solar systems with her dancing and vocal skills, and she gave me the planet Neptune as a wedding present. L'vrg'glrv supports me, our children (all 23 of whom who were born three sectons later) are gods, and like you I'm not lying or compensating for…

My kids are as dumb as a bag of hammers, but even they can tell you're full of crap.

I believe that if men got periods, the soundtrack to all PMS/"masculine hygiene" product ads would sound like this song.

It's even better if you mute it and listen to this while watching:

Better luck next time!

RyanAir: future home of "urine in a bag" if I ever use them…

Ah yes, the old "but men can be victims too" defense. That makes it okay, sure.

It would be wrong of me to point out that, about half a menstrual cycle ago, you wrote:

Because often it's just more work.

James Joyce is alive and well, and he's being paid by the click.

If I ever win the lottery, I swear, I will pay William Shatner to recite the lyrics to this song.

Do hetero women ever say: "I only take big dicks."

A group calling itself "Conservative University" has a grand total of three videos up, all bashing feminism? I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you!

Just a hint for your next video: if you want to have either a debate or an "uncomfortable conversation" about something, you need more than one person involved. As it stands, I'm not entirely sure to call what I just watched, so I will refer to it as "uncomfortable quacking."