wait a minute… Is that the TARDIS in there?

Dr McBroom could've easily made a few extra bucks by adding "… And where to find them" to the end of the title and reselling it to a men's magazine.

Don't sweat it if and when that ever happens with your kids. My children gained a fuckton of weight after I had them neutered, but they're still precious to me.

The rest of the 20th century sounds terrible! When will it be over?

"79% of the 2,002 adults surveyed said that "science has made life easier for most people."

My wife is an immortal from the planet Zorax. She has saved several solar systems with her dancing and vocal skills, and she gave me the planet Neptune as a wedding present. L'vrg'glrv supports me, our children (all 23 of whom who were born three sectons later) are gods, and like you I'm not lying or compensating for…

My kids are as dumb as a bag of hammers, but even they can tell you're full of crap.

Trek would win, obviously, because when everyone gets tossed around in battle, Trek has the clear lead when it comes to safety rail technology.

Hands down: Superman/Jesus of Nazareth. Superman's origin story is a little more believable, but it took that touch of Marvel characterization (the constant conflicts with authority figures) to liven the basic concept up.

Hit roads? I'll bet that's not ALL they hit. (ha!)

Fun? No. But a remarkable amount of booty for its time.

There may in fact be one person out there with a profound love for The Starlost... but I really really doubt there's more than one of them out there.

I am guessing it wouldn't be too hard to write some code to the effect of "all comments containing links require you an approval"? That way we can continue to mock them without them gaining any legitimacy.

So , why does crap like this come out of the gray while other stuff doesn't…?

Finally: America is safe from that Navy out there that paints all their potential targets laser-absorbent red.

I suppose the given all the effort to find dark matter without any conclusive tangible results, you might as well call it "God."

What's your problem with minor planets, and Haumea help you with that?

You seem to have an issue with minor planets. Haumea help you with that?

I believe that if men got periods, the soundtrack to all PMS/"masculine hygiene" product ads would sound like this song.

"Reed is pretty much Reed."