Woo hoo! First the United States elected a black president and solves racism forever, now this! Next up: a cow is elected chairman of the United Nations and we all turn vegan! The Revolution is over, time to pack up and go home everyone.

Even better when you listen to this while watching it:

Ah, that second video. Nothing makes me go on a stabbing spree more than a Nickleback song.

I'm no engineer, but I've lived in Calgary. The place gets some ridiculous, crazy-ass wind gust sometimes. I always assumed that the signs along Deerfoot Trail were designed to flex rather than break. Or, maybe you've just had to put up with the crappy weather there a lot to even think that way...

I can hardly wait to test this on my porn collection!