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Good for her! What I like about this, is even if they lose, he’ll have to sit through a deposition and actually answer questions. Hopefully Dickinson is in a financial place where she isn’t tempted to settle under confidential terms.

Um...who the hell is Trevor Noah, and in what world is he mentioned by name and Stephen Fry is referred to as ‘some other people’?

And that is fine and I do as well, I was just correcting you. But I am letting you know that there plenty of people who are speaking up against how barbaric Ireland is for abortion rights, people on this site act like no-one is doing anything and it is not that simple especially when you have Religious Americans being

There have been videos about that, and no if you had looked it up it is not illegal but it only allowed under certain circumstances which is very limited. But it is still a shitty thing and it needs to change. The reason why there is video for this is because the vote is for same-sex marriage in a few days.

The latest episode made me want a winter wedding. The snow looks so pretty and I’d finally have an excuse to wear a kick ass cloak. I’ll take a pass on marrying into a family of psychopaths though.

A lot of them probably aren’t doing it to be watching to make sure you do it right, but rather out of curiosity. Myself, I’d rather watch some guy replace the brakes on a car (even one that isn’t mine) than sit and read People, or watch CNN.

If a dude can somehow get 55k to make potato salad... I don’t see why a woman shouldn’t get the same amount for having a baby.

I’ve gotta cut him some slack here. Just like extraordinarily good-looking women, men who are that attractive (famous or not) get hit on all the time, and they get sick of it. I can’t blame anyone for dispensing with the niceties when it’s the hundredth time that day.

I just went looking. I’m not sure what the absolute worst is, but this is someone I literally wrote to my special lady friend: “I want to slap your cheeks (the butt ones).” I don’t think I’m the worst person in the world at dirty talk, but i think objectively that one text puts me in the bottom ten, despite everything

Was once at a party and texting back and forth with this guy. He was at home and said something about using his label maker. I called him a nerd and next thing I know, he sends me a dick pick with a nice label reading “SUCK IT” on his penis. I totally showed it to everyone.

Ran into an ex, had a nice chat. Sat down the next morning to a cup of coffee, my phone buzzed and it was a picture of his junk post masturbation, all red and gross with the caption “Cloudy with a chance of rain.”

Once I was dating a girl and she asked for a dick pic. I’m very uncomfortable sending out pictures of my dick, but I took one and sent it. First however I used the walking dead make yourself a zombie app to make it humorous and not in any way erotic. She was not pleased. Here is the picture, in all its glory:

Oh the cringyness. Background: We were in negotiations for a 3some. Me, who is a woman, with him the main lover, plus another man. I had the man picked out and the plan was to warm him up to the idea and then have the main lover over. So I typed, to my current lover: “He is adorable. I can’t wait to have you both

Settling in for this post like the creeper I am.

Yeah, if I can’t share the unsolicited pic of a dude’s junk as he was recovering from hernia surgery (“I can’t fuck right now but you could give me head”) then I got nothing.

“I want to push your head down really hard while you give me head”