ChineapplePunk
ChineapplePunk
ChineapplePunk

Quite a few readers think he might have used “ugly” to insult her personality, which I at first wondered too. But after thinking about it, I think he used “ugly” because he knew that’s what would sting the most. An ugly bride on the most important day of her life?! If he’s implying she’s ugly on the day of days where

Now get to work on Skate Goat. Please.

You could probably even get away with pooping on the floor.

I am blessed to know many service members who are wonderful, but every time someone comes in and yells at me because my store doesn’t offer a military discount (“MY HUSBAND PUTS HIS LIFE ON THE LINE FOR YOUR COUNTRY AND YOU CAN’T GIVE ME 10% OFF MY DRESS?”) I understand, with deep, deep clarity, why they are hated

Gee, I wonder why people who work and live in heavily military communities often have an unfavorable opinion of the average servicemember, while people 500 miles from the nearest base whose closest relation to the military is their stepbrother’s nephew who did 18 months in the Coast Guard and got an other than

God, people really will find a reason to complain about anything. Game developers are people too. They have the right to have fun, just as much as the people playing the game. Publicly pwning that hacker was probably a ton of fun for them. Let them have it. Christ...

Saying that he pulls it off right up front takes half the fun out of the video. I clenched up like a motherfucker when he walked into the tweaker den in light armor, or when the centurions near the end almost sledged him to death. Nevermind the constant time worrying of how much video was left vs how much game was

I watched the video before seeing your headline, thank god. Why ruin the ending of the video for everyone with your headline? The most exciting part of the first 1:30 of the video was wondering whether he will make it or not. Great journalism.

So you haven’t seen his other video series then?

You’re not supposed to tell me that he pulls it off before I have a chance to watch the video myself ;-) ... but seriously.

WHY WONT SHEER DRESSES DIE?!

I am actually currently watching this. MaTN is really the only let’s play channel I like, Jon is such a good narrator.

Nope. Straight up goes from point A to point B without using any sort of glitch/exploit to reset his various stats.

And I kept olives in my locker in high school.

The irony of you crying like a fucking baby about “SJWs”.

I think we have a clue in the article. Her late friend’s parents are suing the Rental Car company saying that the accident was their fault for not having tech that would have prevented Dago from driving. I can see her thinking the same thing. Putting in a not guilty because it is really the rental company’s fault for

Of course you can choose, I understand that lol. I meant logically. How are they justifying that plea in court.

Or Hedy Lamarr in White Cargo (1942). Pictures speak louder than words:

Another fine Hollywood tradition.... like, say, when they put bronzer all over Elsa Cardenas in “Giant” (1956), because even though she was Mexican, her skin wasn’t dark enough to look properly Cartoon Mexican for the movies. “She needs to look darker, otherwise the audience won’t know she’s Other enough!” Hollywood

Let me love you, Netflix. We’ve always been cool. Please don’t make me cancel the service out of a political conscience. You’re the best boyfriend I’ve ever had, I don’t want to have to break up with you because you’re a racist. :-(