Meh, what a missed opportunity.

It's the same ending they did in Murder House. The Harmons all get killed over the course of the season but they end up together as ghosts.

AHS's ending struck me as a Cameronish Titanic. All the 'Good Guys' happily reunited in a netherworld of eternal bliss. A safe, if not original, conclusion.

Say what you want, but I think he's a good actor.

Goldie Hawn is damn near 70 years old. She looks great.

"Moon Pantry" sounds like the place I stash my tampons

I started the booty song movement

ever since my last girlfriend broke up with me (I'm 31), facebook has been advertising a dating site with the tagline "single moms just want a loyal guy". Everytime I see it i just assume that aging single moms are getting a picture of my face with the tagline "don't worry, nobody else wants to fuck him either"

who the fuck is this useless cunt

Those remain; it's the icebergs that are gone. The out of touch rich people got their revenge.

Actually, nitrous oxide does provide pain relief. It provides analgesia (pain relief) and anxiolysis (calming effect) in low doses. I use it in my work as a nurse anesthetist. It's a great additive to many kinds of anesthesia. It may not be as profound at relieving pain as an epidural (which I gladly accepted for both…

THIS IS THE BEST NEWS!! so excited for this sideblog.

THIS. IS. BREAKFAAAST!!!

Uh yeah I guess but pissing in public and waving your dick around for all to see is different than a mother letting her baby get its drank on in a Target. There's a difference between the double standard of American nudity and like being justifiably weirded out by seeing guys take a leak in public while abroad.

"Judge Stefan Hank said men who insist on standing must expect occasional rows with housemates, especially women but cannot be held to account for collateral damage....despite growing domestication of men in this matter, urinating while standing up is still widespread".

Neither of those pictures was in a newspaper. Whoops, sorry, I meant a family newspaper. Musn't forget that. The good old Currant Bun is fun for all the family! (Wait, are there women in families?)

Releasing that page three topless women will no longer be a thing, having all us women celebrate after all the years of hard work and frustration, and then dropping the bombshell suddenly that they never intended to cut page three and it was all a joke completely belittles women. The fact that they did this speaks…

I know, right? "Systemic influence" and "rape culture" are just like, really big words that bum me out. Like murder and genocide, so I just pretend those things don't exist either.

Let's just trace the logic here, just for fun:

Should have turned it into an apocalypse-themed stock pond. Then it could generate profit and stimulate the local economy.