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Getting attacked in the bathroom due to your gender status is not a first-world problem. It's a problem.

yes, please western person tell me that the problems of my family in iran are so much more important because I am really sure you can compare, and because I am sure that in the oh so poor third world countries we only care about surviving and such things as gender equality and representation do not matter for us nor

OH, FOR...

No, not — it's DIFFERENT. ENTIRELY DIFFERENT.

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Watch James host Buzzcocks and be shocked and delighted by his hilariousness!

So right after a shitty break up this summer I hit up an old booty call from OKCupid. He was really cool, but the sex. Oh god.

I already posted about this once, but... I dated and fucked a guy who would stand up on the bed to switch positions. And that wasn't the weirdest part - he'd keep thrusting. He had a slight belly and serious sexing face, so he looked not unlike an angry bee with his dick as the stinger.

I read that as "iron worker who was a secret librarian," and I was like, "dreamboat!"

Yeahhhhh...I'm gonna need to see a photo.

It could make for a fun party idea. Everyone order something from the website and wear it to the party.

I buy a lot of second hand clothes online that have easy return policies (liketwice.com is a favorite of mine). Make sure you know all your measurements and give yourself plenty of time to get something else if it doesn't work. I'm so pissed I'm not getting married anytime soon, because I would totally snag something

This shit is hilarious.

I was always so FURIOUS with this dress. The original was gooorrrgeous.

The entire point of the red carpet is to see who's there and what their wearing. The undergarment questions on the the other hand are over the line and invasive. No one needs to know if she was wearing undergarments because it adds nothing to her role. If she volunteers that information on her own, then its up for

If these actresses do not like to be asked about their very expensive garments, then they should turn down all those free dresses. They are essentially walking advertisements for these fashion houses. That's just the way it works. Sorry, this is not sexist, with the exception of the undergarment comment.

Is it somehow not clear to you that this particular dude would have been a total monster who was a threat to everyone who went into his dungeon? Because it's pretty clear to me. I seriously doubt he murdered his wife in order to become a good dom who respected his subs and did the training necessary to avoid

So if he told all of these people, why didn't any of them tell HER? oh the humanity

To have pets, you have to be kind of earthy. They lick their balls. They shit on the rug. If a butthole is a deal breaker, you've got bigger problems. Wait till he pukes in the middle of the night and then eats it.

it would be so completely terrifying. It's scary even when you have time go prepare. Can't imagine I'd it was like "oh your back cramps...that's a baby. A BABY coming NOW."

Sure, but that's how it translates out to lay people. You have a sip of wine and suddenly you've murdered your baby.