So concerned that he couldn't just be an adult and have a conversation about it?

That is possibly the most perfect opening paragraph teaser that has ever been written within the Gawker Media empire. I mean, do I want to know about knotting? Probably not, but here I am.

I really like this article, but I couldn't think of a worse place to discuss it than the toxic cesspool that the Kotaku comments have become. Thanks for the article, Patricia, and I'm really, really sorry for everything that's happening beneath it.

I always ask for a running tally of exactly how many bowel movements were excreted by the previous tenant. I like to rotate toilets every 10,000 craps.

Meh. If the place was clean then what's the problem? If her friend hadn't showed her, then there wouldn't be an issue. She wasn't being "haunted", she didn't sense anything was wrong, there weren't weird smells or noises in the basement, and the guy who did the crimes wasn't coming back from the dead to come after her…

Please tell me that's one of those sex dolls and not a real person...

Fisher of men, dinker dinker diiiidoooo!

Here's my humble one:

My favourite. Dat hulk.

Dat greenscreen doe...

Well with the money he's saving on cosplay, paying his medical bills should be a cinch! #eyeballcancer

I ain't mad, but you don't exactly sound like a joy to be around.

Long-term, habitual nail nibblers can also suffer from a type of infection called paronychia

Wonderful Garrus cosplay ^^

along with that, you probably shouldn't claim other people as being "your world". You probably weren't some broken and useless person before you met them and you'd eventually be ok on your own if something happened where you weren't with them anymore.

Nope. Sorry, they were terrible.

Oh I have a million terrible online dating stories. The guy who said he hadn't been emailing me because his computer was in the same room as his (recently) dead cat's bed, and he could feel his cat's presence when he was writing to me. The guy who had a break a date with me because he couldn't pay his rent (to his…

I personally always loved the asexual nature of Lego. The various gendered versions of the franchise seem to just to exploit mainstream conventions about the sexes for consumerist and capitalist gains. That said, I like Lisqr's creations. They're aesthetically pleasing and I guess that the various guises of marketing…