I've seen a few flight attendants with pants. I don't remember which but recently the past 2 years I've flown on Cathay Pacific, WestJet, ANA, China Eastern, Air Canada, and EVA. I'm 100% sure I saw pants wearing female attendants, maybe Air Canada. I gotta agree this uniform looks ugly though, there's no waist line.…

Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and call the uniform both dangerous for those in it and passengers.

Because the 60's were a bastion of gender equality and human dignity! wait...

Word. They're short, but not even that sexy. It's like they made them to be sexy, and then forgot how tailoring plays into that.

The idea of short skirts oh flight attendants is stupid in the first place, but if you're gonna do it, at least bother to get it right.

If the flight attendant can't crawl out of an emergency exit in that skirt without hiking it up around her waist then it is dangerous and should never be used. Period, end of story. Personally, I've never seen the point of giving them skirts at all. All flight attendants should wear pants and comfortable shoes so they…

"We are also getting consent from the cabin attendants who are scheduled to wear the uniforms."

They should just let the stewardess wear trousers.

I take offense at this. Buttcracks are not merely the domain of the fat and geeky. I have a buttcrack. My friends all have buttcracks. Even my grandma has a buttcrack. How dare you try to lay claim to buttcracks as though the fat and geeky possess sole entitlement to them?

Your average fat person still knows how to wear pants so that it covers everything. People need to grasp that even if you're at a con, that doesn't mean you should act like a complete slob.

Real talk: If they're indestructible, do they need armor? Men/women alike? They could just fly in with their junk hanging out or exposed.

Definitely this. The part where [Spoiler]the screen becomes garbled with video artifacts as if your console is crashing, then being thrown back into a twisted version of the game's intro was a touch of genius.

But if you were a gaming GOD, you'd have a PC and all the consoles and not be confined to any one platform like some kind of grubby peon.

I'm gonna tell my kids that whenever you pick a side, be confident and proud in your choice but also respect the choices that others make; Also, attacking someone personally (whether it be name calling, or whatever) during an argument means they lost the argument.

Take this to heart everyone.

So then don't read them.

When you need to explain a joke...

I'm officially going to be "that guy."

If the winner was chosen based on community votes—shame on the community.

Owen, if you chose the winner by hand—I must ask, why?

There are many, many entries in the "finalist" pool that are infinitely more clever, witty, and appropriately referential than the "winning" post was. …