Best thing I ever bought my cat was a cardboard tank. She loves it because it’s essentially just a box, and I get to enjoy watching her dumb little face pop out of it.

The fact that his example of “PC gone mad!” comes from a 14yr old kid is telling. He’s not listening to any real arguments made from people who love comedy - he’s grabbed one example of a kid and using that to dismiss anyone who’s getting bored of the same old jokes.

I hate that fucking PC argument. What some people consider to be edgy is often the most boring, played out shit on the planet. If a joke is essentially a mother in law joke or wouldn’t sound out of place at a Roy Chubby Brown gig, it’s not edgy - it’s at least a few decades old and fucking boring.

Have you played New Vegas yet? Well worth a go if you haven’t!

This is what lead me to thinking that we’ll be the baby in the crib somehow.

I’d really love it if the tutorial section of the game was pre-war.

I thought that people went to study art to ask those kind of questions though?

So I’m guessing she was fine with the place only hiring hot girls right up to the moment she realised that she didn’t qualify as hot in their book. Ok then.

I honestly think the reason no one really hears of these is because they are a bit rubbish. I applaud the thinking behind it, but I can’t see these ever taking off as they are now. They sound fiddly and uncomfortable. When I was at school (probably a different country to you though) we were taught about male condoms…

In that case why not use a normal condom, which are cheaper and easier to get hold of?

I think I’d still take the option of carrying a male condom around in my purse and risking the awkward packet fumble rather than feel like I’ve got a balloon up my vag.

I’d love to know how to apply makeup properly, but I’m too shy to go to a counter like this. Can anyone recommend any Youtubers who offer very simplistic makeup tutorials for beginners?

My aunt had a winter wedding and she had a gorgeous ostrich stole on - looked lovely. I don’t think I’d want the risk of bad weather though.

You can’t leave it there! Did you shake his hand?

Last Christmas my stepdad informed me that the youth of today are getting rickets from sitting on Facebook.

I can’t disagree with you on the ridiculousness of fashion, but if you’re paying tens or even hundreds of thousands of dollars for a couture dress, I highly doubt it’s getting made by children in sweatshops. The clothes you and I buy almost definitely are though.

Exactly. If smoking weed is that high on your list of priorities you should really factor that into you choice of holiday. I’m not saying that to be judgmental - my Mum always sunbathed topless so we never went on holiday to places where that was illegal. You might not agree with it, but why on Earth would you risk…

Jesus Christ no. I’d love to go to somewhere like the US and smoke weed, but you couldn’t pay me to go anywhere near it in a place with penalties like that. If that makes me a wimp so be it.

Or everyone takes the opportunity to vandalise it. Spray paint, nail polish, tippex, chicken wing hot sauce, anything. Make it more hassle/expensive than it’s worth to keep the damn thing.

I’d say don’t bother if there’s no attraction. I’ve been advised many times the other way (“but he’s so nice! Just give it some time, maybe it will grow to be something more”), and every single time I’ve ended it because that attraction never came. I felt guilty like I was leading them on when I knew I wasn’t…