I've just ordered "Walter The Farting Dog" for my niece - but really it's because I want to read it.

Try telling that to the people who defend Page 3 girls in The Sun - you'd think we were ganging up to castrate them.

Plus, as other articles have shown, these dicks are still harassing and threatening people. That should be news, and when they turn around and offer stupid shit like this, it should be reported on and shown how hollow it is. Those women aren't allowed to forget what arseholes they are seeing as they still stalk them,…

"You pick his headshot, his personality (cheerful and outgoing, sweet and shy, witty and educated, lovingly [?] nerdy"

I think it's the sign of a really great teacher. We had one when I was at school where even the shitty, violent students (and I went to a shitty violent school) would cooperate in his class. They would have been the ones on the sidelines shuffling along halfheartedly, but he probably could have gotten them to do it.

Possibly the first opinion of a woman you read in that paper and it's jokey, easily skippable and with a side of tits.

I've had period sex. It was alright. But if I was going to write erotica about the hottest sex I could imagine, period sex would not make the list. Also, pulling out the tampon would never be some kind of sexy foreplay/prolonging the anticipation bit. That would be ludicrous.

The Communist Manifesto one cracked me up. Now I'm thinking that these books might be a "so bad it's good" read - what do you reckon? Worth me picking up?

I think it was Chelsea Peretti that had a joke about men looking down on women for talking about their periods. If men were walking around BLEEDING OUT OF THEIR DICKS for a week, you're out of your fucking mind if you don't think that's all they're going to talk about.

I do not understand men (even virgins, even ones whose only encounters with vaginas have been in sex ed class) that would think for a second that anything cervix/womb/prolapse related in any way would been seen as good by a lady.

This woman I'm about to tell you about has been on TV and in papers telling her story, so I feel it's ok to tell it here. Warning: it's fucked up.

Oh my God the curiosity is killing me. I really hope if her children see this they feel they can come forward with the details of the email. I'd understand if they didn't want to, but I for one am firmly team kids already and I'm dying to know what it was.

I had sex with the sweatiest man alive. He was on top of me and a big glob of sweat dripped off of his face INTO MY MOUTH. I've seen him around since a few times and no matter what the weather or occasion, he's always covered in a sheen of sweat. Seriously. I kinda feel bad for him because it must be some sort of…

I haven't got time to watch the whole thing so I don't know if this is where the story comes from, but apparently his real last name is Blount and he was told to change it by his record label because it sounded too posh. He instantly regretted it when it was pointed out in various blogs and reviews that his new pop…

I heard this song was written for an absent parent who left when he was little. :'(

I agree that I tend to give these things a pass if they're action films. I genuinely like hearing from (male and female) actors about how they have to train with experts and how much stunt work they do themselves, etc. Although to be honest the example that came to mind for me was the Matrix, as I was obsessed with…

I have a feeling that if someone pulled this with me on a first date I'd probably end up crying at some point. Some questions are not meant to be asked/answered within hours of meeting.

I've never watched an awards show. Is it normal for the nominees to shake their heads "no" when their names are read? Seems like an odd time for modesty. You can be happy you've been nominated and then big up all the other nominees if you win.

You sound like you were a stronger woman at 16 than I think I'll ever be.

I think this has to be in the top 10 most traumatic things that can happen to you. I'm assuming that anyone who wasn't aware that they were pregnant obviously wasn't trying to get pregnant, so on top of going into labour with absolutely no preparation, they have the total mindfuck of now having another life completely…