Possibly the first opinion of a woman you read in that paper and it's jokey, easily skippable and with a side of tits.

I've had period sex. It was alright. But if I was going to write erotica about the hottest sex I could imagine, period sex would not make the list. Also, pulling out the tampon would never be some kind of sexy foreplay/prolonging the anticipation bit. That would be ludicrous.

The Communist Manifesto one cracked me up. Now I'm thinking that these books might be a "so bad it's good" read - what do you reckon? Worth me picking up?

I think it was Chelsea Peretti that had a joke about men looking down on women for talking about their periods. If men were walking around BLEEDING OUT OF THEIR DICKS for a week, you're out of your fucking mind if you don't think that's all they're going to talk about.

UK papers (not sure if you're from here) tend to describe prisons as cosy holiday homes where inmates watch TV and treat wardens like waitstaff in an effort to drum up some good ol' British "bring back hanging!" lynch mob mentality, so it's strangely refreshing to have it reported that life inside is actually quite…

I do not understand men (even virgins, even ones whose only encounters with vaginas have been in sex ed class) that would think for a second that anything cervix/womb/prolapse related in any way would been seen as good by a lady.

This woman I'm about to tell you about has been on TV and in papers telling her story, so I feel it's ok to tell it here. Warning: it's fucked up.

Oh my God the curiosity is killing me. I really hope if her children see this they feel they can come forward with the details of the email. I'd understand if they didn't want to, but I for one am firmly team kids already and I'm dying to know what it was.

I had sex with the sweatiest man alive. He was on top of me and a big glob of sweat dripped off of his face INTO MY MOUTH. I've seen him around since a few times and no matter what the weather or occasion, he's always covered in a sheen of sweat. Seriously. I kinda feel bad for him because it must be some sort of…

I haven't got time to watch the whole thing so I don't know if this is where the story comes from, but apparently his real last name is Blount and he was told to change it by his record label because it sounded too posh. He instantly regretted it when it was pointed out in various blogs and reviews that his new pop…

I heard this song was written for an absent parent who left when he was little. :'(

I agree that I tend to give these things a pass if they're action films. I genuinely like hearing from (male and female) actors about how they have to train with experts and how much stunt work they do themselves, etc. Although to be honest the example that came to mind for me was the Matrix, as I was obsessed with…

I have a feeling that if someone pulled this with me on a first date I'd probably end up crying at some point. Some questions are not meant to be asked/answered within hours of meeting.

I've never watched an awards show. Is it normal for the nominees to shake their heads "no" when their names are read? Seems like an odd time for modesty. You can be happy you've been nominated and then big up all the other nominees if you win.

You sound like you were a stronger woman at 16 than I think I'll ever be.

I think this has to be in the top 10 most traumatic things that can happen to you. I'm assuming that anyone who wasn't aware that they were pregnant obviously wasn't trying to get pregnant, so on top of going into labour with absolutely no preparation, they have the total mindfuck of now having another life completely…

Isn't he the guy that had his competition hijacked and he got sent to Alaska for a concert? If it is, I've liked him since then. Can't stand his music, but he seems like a man with a sense of humour at least.

My favourite:

I wish I had the money to not worry about the lifelong repercussions of getting a face tattoo.

My Dad is like this but with race. Plenty of pictures shared from Britain First and the like - the last one coupled with the caption "SHARE IF YOU FIND THIS OFFENSIVE." It was a picture of 3 women in burkas at a shopping centre. That's it. For a second I wondered if I was missing something, like maybe they were…