I just don't understand. Can they not feel the air on their bare arse? Are they truly unaware that their arse is hanging out, or do they just not care? Why don't their trousers fit them? How hard is it to just hold your waistband as you sit so you don't end up with this? Some of them have belts!

If I had to fight without a bra I'd be a Dalek: those stairs are going to be my nemesis.

I fucking love her.

That's an idea:

Is this about the first problem? Either you're friends or you're "friends" (hoping for more). A friend isn't going to get in the way of another friend speaking to - or dating - other people.

I'd say that it's something that will become more common, although it seems excessive now. I can pretty much guarantee that as soon as you give someone your name on those sites, they are typing it straight into Facebook to get more info.

Well dammit if I don't want a Hungry for Love print now. Internet, why do you make me want stupid shit?

Absolutely no excuse. Even if you're tired, desperate and awkward, act like this and you're also sexually harassing someone. I know people who are or have been tired, desperate and awkward (fuck it - I've been there), but you still don't pull that kind of shit. I've also been drunk and managed to not sexually harass…

I think the fact that you know this was a fucked up thing to do and aren't sticking your head in the sand over issues like this means you're exactly the kind of person that the industry needs more of. Wishing you all the best in your new career!

This is lovely. I'm only bothered by the destruction of books when it is done as an act of ignorance - "I don't like/understand this so I'll destroy it so it goes away". This is completely different.

I agree. Everyone is out and determined to have an amazing night because it's NYE, which usually means crowds everywhere, far too much booze consumed and it generally gets very messy. I much prefer to stay away from that and have a fun night out at a bar some other time when there's less of that frenzied atmosphere.

I think giving your child a name which has personal meaning to you if fine as long as it's not going to constantly define their identity as well. Case in point: Tali vs. Tali'Zorah. With the first, it's a name that has a uniqueness that's not overbearing and the parents get to share where she gets her name from with…

I'm old. Is this what people use instead of bongs now or am I getting the purpose of this completely confused?

Does anyone play videogames on Christmas day? I'll be round my sisters so wouldn't have access to gaming even if I wanted to, but I can guarantee my Mum would have a fucking fit if I tried to sneak off for an hour or two. Even as kids when our presents were Gameboys and N64s we had to leave it for another day and play…

Or you can voice your opinion on the subject - one that might be much more illuminating than just passively accepting the videogames=violence myth and maybe starting a discussion around say the state of mental healthcare or gun regulation. Pretty much anything would be more worthwhile, respectful and possibly…

Is it usual for pro gamers to go on to have successful careers after the fact? I imagine it's a bit like normal sports, where you can get into coaching or maybe get into commentating/becoming a "personality" in the field. I honestly don't know though - pro gaming (and sports) aren't really my thing. I'd be interested…

That's some upper class shit right there - round my way if you aren't coming home covered in dirt and having done your back in it's not a real job.

My friend works for a water company and part of her job is otter spotting as a conservation exercise. Yes, it's amazing; I can't believe she gets paid to do that shit but it's still definitely a real job.

I kind of like that about him. He keeps trying, and despite being shat on by most critics most of the time he keeps landing iconic roles and doing well. And he is so fucking nice! He's like the little engine that could or something. Plus The Matrix is an amazing film. I heard they were thinking about a sequel a while…

"Literally", "epic" and death threats are so abundant nowadays (especially on the internet) that they've practically lost all meaning.