I thought I'd regret staying up til 4am to watch this - turns out it was totally worth it. That was brilliant.

I've seen a couple of people saying they've cancelled on my FB feed already (and I'm in the UK where it's 4am, so it will be interesting to see what happens when everyone else hears the news).

I almost feel sorry for them.

I'm in the same boat. I'll keep my mind open to see if MS can save this, but as of now the choice is looking pretty easy from where I'm sitting.

Does anyone know when this will be available? Not near my Xbox so don't know if I could download it now.

I think it's probably much less likely now, but I remember reading a book (probably by Nancy Friday, but I can't be sure) where some of the women said that they had never masturbated. I have a feeling that generations since then have been far less sexually repressed, but it wasn't that long ago that the idea really…

I've had this Beaker one for ages now.

This is great! Where's it from?

I've got this game and while I love the spirit that it's made in, I'm having a really hard time with it. I'm not sure if there's something wrong with my vision, but I have a really hard time distinguishing people in it. I can't play most shooters because of this too. There's not enough colour variation between the…

That and/or idiots only reading the title and skipping the article to comment "maybe if he did some exercise instead of sitting on his arse he'd have lived a bit longer". I hate the internet sometimes, I really do.

I'd guess because it's incredibly patronising. These guys (professionals) are being treated like 14 year old boys - keep them entertained with boobs, pay for the boobs to stick around long enough for them to think they're interested. On top of that I'd imagine that there were female devs there and the male coworkers…

If you use this code, will you still get the achievement for unlocking 1999 mode on Xbox?

Yep. If it's who I think it is, he always gets told to do stupid shit and see how long he can get away with it.

I never even knew this was a thing, and now I've seen 2 dupstep remixes of sims on here. This has made my day.

Yep. Just because you've managed to not die yet, doesn't mean you're particularly smart or that your opinions are more valid because you've spent longer at the "university of life".

I think it's fair to say that Charlie Brooker is a celebrity because he is a famous satirist. As opposed to the likes of Amy Childs, the Kardashians etc. who are celebrities because they are on TV. I'm sure it was on the Guardian (possibly even Brooker) where I saw the latter referred to as "slebs" - like when Closer…

Love it.

Yep - I got this video from my sister and I love the idea of a Playstation playing cat. Funnily enough she just uploaded a vid of him and Tim Minchin doing a "Prejudice" duet on Facebook and I think I'm warming to him a bit more - bless that ginger hobbit.

Haha I might just have to mention that to my sister next time I see her!

UK resident here. It seems to me that teenage girls who are too cool to like One Direction head over to Ed Sheeran, who sings very sweet songs usually (and plays guitar and writes his own stuff I think). My youngest sister is 14 and made this transition recently.