I feel what something like what you feel during work outs, but it's with sex. Swings and roundabouts (disclaimer: you are clearly fitter than me and reaping the benefits! The only time I feel that exhilaration is with stealthy sex) :)

The last time I went on the tube there was a homeless man outside playing a traffic cone like a trumpet, so it's probably not so different. No doubt their people cleared the place of riff-raff first though.

They look like pajama tops.

I didn't keep watching to the end, but they really didn't come across well. It was noticed by people in the house and the outsider commenters that Spencer was very controlling, and that they never really seemed "natural" with each other. One housemate pointed out that they never actually touch lips when they kiss, and…

I like that he switched it up though. It's challenging the idea that anything made by/for women can be packaged in pink and is generally frivolous, vapid and/or focusing on pressing issues like fashion and finding a man. See also: chick lit.

Aww I'm sorry. :( With any luck, she might have asked a friend she made in California to do the deed for her.

It's more just for the comfort of my family. Plus it's one thing being aware that your (now dead) child is/was sexually active, and quite another thing to have to rifle through whatever nasty porn or weird and wonderful sex toy you've got stashed away.

A friend of mine sadly lost one of her friends in a car accident. You know she is a great friend because she made a deal to remove any sex toy or porn from the flat if the need should ever arise, and she did it - even though it meant travelling hundreds of miles and making excuses as to why she needed to be in the…

I don't blame you, it's pretty terrible here. I live in a city with a lot of racial tension and there are groups of people who will quite happily own up to going out "Paki bashing" at the weekends. Hope she's in a nicer area than round here.

All I see is an adorable ball of fur and can't for the life of me spot a cookie, so I'm convinced your dog is actually Hairy Maclary.

Hey! Have you read "Wide Sargasso Sea"? If you haven't, you definitely should. It's the (fictional) history of "Bertha" - the madwoman in the attic, and it's brilliant. You've probably already had the recommendation on here after mentioning JA (if you haven't read it already), but I always feel the need to give it a…

My Mum always says Les Mis, because she knows it's not pronounced miserables but she can't "do" the French version. :P She saw it when she was young(er) and she loves it though, so I'm sure that's the main point at the end of they day. If it's any consolation, she can't pronounce "millennium" either.

I'm sure it's been said downthread, but "résumé" is French, and if they didn't call it that it would probably be a "curriculum vitae" - which is Latin and therefore much posher than you lot anyway. :P Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person!

Some people just don't realise what people can get up to online, or how vulnerable they can make themselves. I knew someone who didn't think they needed antivirus protection on their PC because they didn't tell anyone that they had a computer. It wouldn't surprise me if they didn't see the problem in giving an online…

I haven't played Hitman. What was the joke?

My niece is potty training, and now when she comes out of a toilet she always says triumphantly "I did a wee/poo!" Fine when we're at home, embarrassing when she's telling randoms at a restaurant. I'm guessing the people who post this type of crap on FB are the ones whose parents didn't shush them enough when they did…

If it makes you feel better, I live in a place where the Daily Mail and all its' drivel is taken seriously. :(

I thought the same thing too! Still insensitive in it's own way, but got a chuckle out of me for being such an weird way of looking at it... until I realised what the story was actually about. Then the horror kicked in.

I've thought this recently too - especially when reading coverage of the Django dolls, where I've seen articles on here and Gawker say something along the lines of "of course they're for kids - what adult buys dolls and action figures?!"

I love that Swan's favourite food is Pez. :D This could be a lot of fun.