I just realized how awesome it would be to see Shah Rukh Khan punch Bobby Jindal in the face.

Due to their size, the booklets could be mistaken for explosives.

I wish Americans used parasols. For anybody who burns easily, they’d be a godsend. When I was first in Asia, I thought they were kind of goofy looking and people were just using them for fashion, but then I found out they really do keep you cooler, and lots of them also block UV rays.

Apparently when the mom showed up the daycare workers were making fun of the boys and saying they were little sissies for crying about the pain.

I saw the story on Buzzfeed. One of the kids is red-haired, so the staff should of known to be careful. They also had pictures along with the article, and when I saw them I was like, “Holy Mother of God!” I’ve never seen sunburn that bad in my life before.

I was thinking about the same issue. When race is in the mix, everything becomes complicated. I know somebody who claimed to have been raped after she had sex with a black man and thought she was pregnant. Her father had told her if he ever found out she’d been with a black man (voluntarily), he’d kill her. This is…

I was going to complain about the author saying he was lynched in the article, because as you can see here, and read in another person’s reply that details Till’s injuries, he wasn’t lynched, he was smashed to pieces and mangled, poor kid. When he was found, one of his eyeballs was missing. I feel like all the details…

So, was he strange? Did you ever have a feeling he would do this sort of thing?

Well, UNIQLOs are incredibly hot inside, so the guy wouldn’t have to worry about “shrinkage.” Or, maybe the hanky-panky started because both people stripped everything off to keep from getting heat exhaustion in the store. I have no idea why Chinese UNIQLOs are always like five (or more) degrees hotter than the rest…

Noooooooooooo! Alexander Hamilton was the best looking Founding Father, and so the $10 is the best looking bill! Change the Jackson one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, but the Faceless Men started as an anti-slavery vigilante group. The reason they started killing people was that death was a release from the misery of slavery. The Night’s King resurrects dead people and forces them to fight for him forever, which is a kind of slavery that goes on past death. I don’t think the…

I think Jet Li is 5’5”, so there’s that.

Is there anybody out there in an interracial marriage who went to pick up their cake and found the topper had been changed to have two people of the same race? This happened to my friends, who got their cake, and were like, “Why is there a white man on here?” It wasn’t a disaster, just a thing that annoyed them and…

I know this isn’t as important as the meaning of the story, but it’s strange to see a picture of her where she looks like she’s making a Nazi salute. Why choose that one and not one of the many others?

"A Fuckload of Chicken"? The Hound would approve.

There was a lot of scary/disturbing stuff on Sesame Street in the 70's. Do you remember that one about the exit, where this guy is singing about exits, and then at the end he can't find one, so he runs around the room screaming hysterically?

Ugh! I was really scared by that as a kid too. It was one of the many things that terrified me, along with Emergency Broadcast System tests.

I went on a date with a guy who went to law school with the brother of Toad from Five Deadly Venoms. That's my law school coolness-by-proxy story.

I used to see her walking her dog in New York City in the late nineties. It was a mastiff and as big as a VW Beetle.

Another Lauryn Hill conflict story! I was a PA on an independent movie called Restaurant (which, strangely, starred your make-out partner Adrien Brody). I was needed to dress the set, but Lauryn Hill was right where I needed to work. I asked her to move, but she moved just a little, so soon I had to ask her again. …