No word yet on how this will affect the men with ven.

Not sure about subwoofers but a strong vibrator (like the one found in my dildo!) on the tip of my penis is one of my favorite ways to get off.

Gloom is really fun. I keep meaning to pick up one of the expansion packs but I just haven't been bothered yet.

I think staying in places with no breeze might have more to do with avoiding predators (no breeze usually means being under or behind something) but I'm pretty far from an expert on rabbits.

Good to hear that you had such a good experience. I didn't have a terrible time growing up Mormon and in scouts, but it certainly wasn't a blast. Mostly I pretended to give a shit about sports and tried to assimilate. So glad that's over and done with.

The amount of money the DoD gets every year (~$600 billion) is more than NASA has received in their entire ~50 year history(~$500 billion). We would be colonizing other planets by now if NASA had that kind of budget.

My parents have long been involved in multi-level marketing "natural health" bullshit schemes and they ALWAYS talk about how it makes your immune system stronger and tons of other things. Even though the company itself never makes cure claims, every fucking person has some story about it curing their cancer or some…

It's never lupus.

Spayed and neutered?! Yikes!

Yeah, he wasn't asleep, burned, paralyzed or anything. No way he would have caught him.

I imagine wearing pants while driving is probably a job requirement too.

They're testing small-scale floating cities! Okay, probably not, but I can dream.

I was so caught up in it, I almost clapped when they were done.

I would argue that you're rolling your joints too skinny. =P I typically smoke a joint or two when I wake up, a bowl before my classes and 2 - 3 more joints for the afternoon and evening, less if I work that night. I don't drink alcohol or smoke cigarettes (I did for a minute when I worked in a call center, but even…

I like this talk of bubbly showers. Continue.

Oh no! Not my chemical balances!

Overkill according to what standards? I smoke just under 14 grams a week and I'm a computer science major with a 3.9 GPA. I disagree with your conclusions.

I was just watching a Daily Show segment where Jon makes the joke that they're just going to use them to play Fruit Ninja. Good call.

You can deposit money from the Maze Bank website on your phone as well! Still annoying, but at least you don't have to drive to an ATM.

I'm pretty sure all dogs go to heaven.