Fucking magnets. How do they work?! By condemning gay people, apparently.

They already went from 360 to 1. It doesn't seem like numerical order is very important to Microsoft.

At least he didn't make the woman take nude photos at the top of the ferris wheel...

"This is SimCopter 1, reporting heavy traffic." and "Get moving, you stupid idiots!" are two lines that have always stuck with me from that game. Man, I played it so fucking much.

The full tapestry of America can be represented by 7 white people and 1 black guy. Sounds about right.

I blame Heisenberg.

I was watching this episode earlier today and I thought about how awesome that would be as a gif. Get out of my head!

I was pretty disappointed too, so I made a gif of that truck jumping the overpass to make myself feel better.

In most cities I've worked, the health department doesn't allow chewing gum. Can you imagine someone blowing a bubble and having spit flung all over your food? Ewwww.

"will lead to Al Qadea"

Is that like a Middle Eastern version of Madea?

Out of all the stupid things I've had to say in various call centers, that was my absolute least favorite. Just reading it made me shudder. I certainly miss that paycheck though. They had just started using the outsourced call center in Colorado when I left and I always wondered if they made as much as we did in the…

When I did call-center customer service for Netflix, we would frequently get complaints about movies that weren't working properly, missing audio, etc. Sometimes people would be complaining about it for months and it still wouldn't be fixed. All we could do is report the content issue via the website for them and tell…

Overdue drugs and drinking always have the worst fines. Books are only $.10/day!!!

Why is the kitten with the SPCA? Was it an abandoned home or something? Regardless, that kitty is so damn cute!

Yeah, that news slide is probably the most damaging thing that's happened to their reputation in the last few weeks...

I'd be pretty surprised if they won the lawsuit. The news station apologized almost immediately and the lawyers for Asiana will have a tough time proving damage to their reputation. If anyone's…

I have a yellow 920 and I don't find it distracting at all. I barely even notice the edges, although now that you've said something, I'm sure I will.

If you try to skip out on the bill, they make you wash the tank instead of the dishes.

It's not a video of him dying, it's a video of him dead. If you're going to complain about it at least watch it to make sure you're complaining about the right thing. You could also have just read the actual paragraph when he says it's a video of his body.

His best technique is when he covers his hand with his sweatshirt and then moves the plank with bare hands anyway. He was probably removing the fingerprints from his hands so he wouldn't leave any behind. Smart!