They already went from 360 to 1. It doesn't seem like numerical order is very important to Microsoft.

At least he didn't make the woman take nude photos at the top of the ferris wheel...

"This is SimCopter 1, reporting heavy traffic." and "Get moving, you stupid idiots!" are two lines that have always stuck with me from that game. Man, I played it so fucking much.

I was pretty disappointed too, so I made a gif of that truck jumping the overpass to make myself feel better.

In most cities I've worked, the health department doesn't allow chewing gum. Can you imagine someone blowing a bubble and having spit flung all over your food? Ewwww.

"will lead to Al Qadea"

Is that like a Middle Eastern version of Madea?

Why is the kitten with the SPCA? Was it an abandoned home or something? Regardless, that kitty is so damn cute!

Yeah, that news slide is probably the most damaging thing that's happened to their reputation in the last few weeks...

I'd be pretty surprised if they won the lawsuit. The news station apologized almost immediately and the lawyers for Asiana will have a tough time proving damage to their reputation. If anyone's…

It's not a video of him dying, it's a video of him dead. If you're going to complain about it at least watch it to make sure you're complaining about the right thing. You could also have just read the actual paragraph when he says it's a video of his body.

Ass leaks are terrible.

Nissan was the first thing I thought of when I read this, glad I'm not the only one. When I was shopping for a car, I would always go the that stupid site before remembering the right URL.

Those are terrible descriptors. Adjectives are way better for this.

To be fair, he does have some nouns like moron that he can work with, but adjectives really just open up your world when it comes to describing stupidity.

I'm quite interested what nouns he would use to describe them. Would you say they're table? Are those boaters very ball? Perhaps he thinks they're asteroid.

Even without the racist aspect, unless they name their kid Penisfuck McDickshit, people really need to get over criticizing the naming decisions of other people.

I wanna kiss you on the mouth.

He loves that tire so much!

Take me with you? Finnish is such an absurdly beautiful language.

Seriously. Ye gods, a whole stamp. What a fucking inconvenience.

There was literally a movement to try to purchase the rights from Fox and revive that show in the last two years. There's no way all of those people saw the series when it first aired.